Time for some male bashing.....Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************ * Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... ************ * Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. ************ * Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????.. ... ************ * Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. ************ * Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. ************ * Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business ************ * Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . ************ * Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... ************ * Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. ************ * Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! ************ * Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. ************ * Pass this on to some women who need a laugh .. and to men who canhandle it! ************ * ________________________________ ________________________________ __._,_.___
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