*One of my friends daughter was after getting degree of law one after another in all the field of law. her parents were very much worried as her age was advancing and the more delay it was difficult to get alliance. One day in presence of parents I told her i will suggest one course in which you will get all the degrees of laws. on her querry i said you get married you will get father in law mother in law brother in law and sister in law in one stroke*.
* One of my friend sent various laws !!!* LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! *(Especially for QA people)* THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. cnu.pne
