As usual, the wife is cleverer than the husband!
*No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.* *An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. ** **The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had ** **moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. * * Holding hands they walked** **back to their old school. I t was not locked, so** **they entered, and found the old desk ** **they'd shared where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.' * * On their way back ho me , a bag of money fell out of ** **an armored car,** **practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure ** **what to do with it, they took it home. ** **There, she counted the money:** ** ** **fifty-thousand dollars!** ** Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.' ** * * Sally said, 'Finders keepers.' ** * * **She** **put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.** ** The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood ** **looking for the money and knocked on the door. 'Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag ** **that** **fell out of an armored car yesterday?' Sally said, 'No.' ** * * Andy said, 'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.' ** * * Sally said, 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.' The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. ** * * One says: 'Tell us the story from the beginning' ** * * Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . ..' The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 'We're outta here.' * ------------------------------
