What do I do after I retired
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket; so I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I just try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
