* * Remember the time when we were younger?
Life seemed so simple then! Symptoms and Prognosis: 1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him / her. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction. 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease 3. Constant smiling. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy 4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis 6. Inability to stop thinking about her. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Leukemia 8. Insomnia. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia 9. Feeling that you can smell / hear / feel her when not in her presence. Symptoms then: Love Prognosis now: Schizophrenia
