** * FORGOT MY GLASSES .... Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why I didn't d*
------------------------------ FORGOT MY GLASSES .... Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She said that she was "only thinking about me", and suggested that I go down to the senior centre, and hang out with the other old men. I did this. When I got home last night,I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're 70 years old, and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even had a membership card. She looked at it and said, "Good grief Dad, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." I told her, "Then I'm in real trouble because I've signed up for five jumps a week". She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can really be fun! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
