A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream; so he shouts, "Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee.”
The man says, "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan.... can you be speaking clearer and slower please.....” The farmer replies: "If.... You.... Use.... Two.... Hands.... You.... Wont.... Spill.... Any." __._, -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
