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*On shopping:***** A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.**** A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. **** The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"**** He replied, "They had avocados."**** If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.**** My work is done here.**** *------------------------------------------------------* **** *Water in the carburetor:***** WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." **** HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "**** WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."**** HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?**** WIFE: "In the pool"**** ===========================================**** *A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC: ***** THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.**** 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. **** That's scary.**** It means 75% are running around untreated.**** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ **** *The cell phone:***** A young man wanted to get his beautiful blond wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. **** Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. **** The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.**** "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"**** Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."**** "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.**** "How did you know I was at Walmart?"**** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=**** *HE MUST PAY:***** Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."**** Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.**** *-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=* **** *Today's Short Reading from the Bible...***** >From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."**** Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed! **** **** **** -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
