*Jew thinking at its best !*
*Israeli Dog and Arab Dog* *The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they wouldsomeday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle theirdispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.This "duel" would be a dog fight.The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the bestfighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its peoplethe right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay downits arms for good.The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world.They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanestSiberian wolves.They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it thebest food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and trainersin their quest for the perfect killing machine. After the 5 years were up,they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only experttrainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed upwith a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one thereseriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance againstthe growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the bookies took one look andpredicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center ofthe ring.The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened itsjaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing leftbut a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to theground.The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnellet out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads indisbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientistsand breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans,Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killingmachine of a dog!"The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewishplastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look like aDachshund."* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
