For those who identify with the Irish.....
*•* *Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.* *• Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.* *• An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?"* *"Who told you that?" asked Paddy.* *•* *Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple? Answer - So the English can understand them.* *• Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."* *"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"* *• Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"* *Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."* *• Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? A. A bachelor.* *• Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it. Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time? Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home .* *• Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said. "Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!"* *"Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'."* *• My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
