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*PUN INTENDED*👍🤣🤣 ++++++++++++++++++++ How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side ***************** I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work ****************** How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it ******************* Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen ******************* What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter ****************** Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” ****************** Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve ******************* I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any ******************* What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe ******************* I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case ******************* When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane ******************* A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils ******************* She had a photographic memory but never developed it ******************* Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care ****************** I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind ******************* Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. ******************* My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve ******************* The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize ******************* I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” ******************* Need an ark? I Noah guy ******************* I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure ******************* Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed ******************* What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine ****************** What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sent from my iPhone -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/74AF8246-23EA-4C3E-A887-2B37DA3D74D1%40gmail.com.
