Pranam The Thirteen Commandments for Seniors…… #1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit. #3 – You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you. #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that you need to work on. #5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." #6 - "On time" is when you get there. #7 – Even duct tape can't fix stupid talk – but it sure does muffle the sound. #8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller. #9 – Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you. #10 – Growing old should have taken longer. #11 – Ageing has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. #12 – You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will. And one more #13 - One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house. And fimally one shot: instead learn to love all smilingly the world would shine so bright KR iRS 12421 -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZopQC3Kc3-s9SmtLfhxsib1UQQCDY5Sv3pf-NCTJZSMk5Q%40mail.gmail.com.
