The end line was ha ha ha ; FYI kulula is no more K R IRS 13822 On Sat, 13 Aug 2022 at 10:31, 'N Sekar' via iyer123 < [email protected]> wrote:
> Just for laughs, there are other jokes about Quantas Airlenes too which I > read long, long back. This one reminded me of that. > N Sekar > Fwd: > > Rick Archer > > Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too > seriously. > > What a pity Kulula doesn't fly internationally - we should support them if > only for their humour: > > On a Kulula flight , (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you > want), passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing their seats, > when a flight attendant announced, "People, people, we're not picking out > furniture here, find a seat and get in it! > > On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot > said, "Ladies & gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be > turning down the cabin lights This is for your comfort and to enhance the > appearance of your flight attendants." > > And from the pilot during his welcome message: > "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best > flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this > flight!" > > > From a Kulula employee: > "Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, > insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like > every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you > probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.” > > "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from > the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If > you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before > assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, > pick your favorite. > > "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an > emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our > compliments." > > "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out > of this airplane" > > "Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business > as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.” > > "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. > Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight > attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." > > Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The > flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and > I know what you all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the > airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight > attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.” > > Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and > bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. > After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and > Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with > your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our > airplane to the gate!" > > Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask > you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal” > > An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight, he had hammered his > ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required > the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, > and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline". He said that in light of > his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, > thinking that someone would have a smart comment. > Finally, everyone had got off except for a little old lady walking with a > cane. > She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" > > "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?” > > The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?" > > Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android > <https://go.onelink.me/107872968?pid=InProduct&c=Global_Internal_YGrowth_AndroidEmailSig__AndroidUsers&af_wl=ym&af_sub1=Internal&af_sub2=Global_YGrowth&af_sub3=EmailSignature> > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "iyer123" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/463698872.818417.1660366897969%40mail.yahoo.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/463698872.818417.1660366897969%40mail.yahoo.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZopPATVNUQhZaWSBtnZ792FG85YtanNMmodw59HfifF%2BgQ%40mail.gmail.com.
