Ayyoda sarama, This was your job in the military canteen?so arduous; collecting garbage through your asss-holes? Poor kid Shout more sarama
On Thu, 1 Feb 2024 at 01:13, Laxminarayan Sarma < [email protected]> wrote: > *Respected Narayanaswamy Anna* > > *You're being too refined, generous, in fact charitable while describing > the IaRSe as a "Tax Collector" * > > *Please psrdon me for disagreeing with you* > > *The bloated pig carcass he is, he can best be described as a Garbage > Collector" if not as a "Collector of Feaces" from the public latrines in > Chennai's slums along the Coovum.* > > *Once again, pardon me Anna, if I seem to be contradicting you. * > > *But that is the truth* > *.* > > On Thu, 1 Feb, 2024, 10:23 am Narayanaswamy Iyer, <[email protected]> > wrote: > >> >> Dear folks >> >> Excellent ! >> >> The shameless self-described NAYUNDA MAVEN, MAAMAA-PIMP recognised >> himself in the mirror as:- >> >> "*With the proceeds, he went to college, graduated, and joined the >> public service as a tax-collector; and together with bribes and gifts >> collected, he invested in 1,000 acres of farmland. When the government >> built a road across the land, he sold the land on both sides for 200 crores >> of rupees, bought a house in town, and moved in.*" >> >> Absolutely brilliant ! Carry on, KR ! >> >> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >> >> >> On Thu, Feb 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >>> Wow what a brain dandam narayanasamy has? Long head so brilliant; change >>> in the evolution as predicted by His colleague G. Mundam Beginning at the >>> sincity was your family and jumped to the world tyrade OK Change the script >>> KR You cannot hide your face of shame anywhere until ur death Have fun >>> >>> On Wed, 31 Jan 2024 at 07:52, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> Dear folks >>>> >>>> Just a slight amendment to Sri N Sekar's astounding fairytale. >>>> >>>> The shoeshiner's name was Rajaram Kutty Thenkazhai. His story was as >>>> follows:- >>>> >>>> He came to Red Dogtown Chennaai sixty years ago as a runaway truant and >>>> vagrant beggar. >>>> >>>> While sitting barefooted one day outside a temple entrance with his >>>> begging bowl which was a large coconut shell, a rich lady passing by threw >>>> into his begging bowl two one-rupee coins. >>>> >>>> He was famished and thirsty, and wanted to go to a nearby stall and buy >>>> a vadai and a cup of milkless tea. He resisted the temptation, and >>>> returned to the temple entrance once more and sat down. He hoped that the >>>> generous lady would come again. She did not do so for two weeks. When she >>>> did, he told her he was tired of begging, and asked her whether she could >>>> find him a job. >>>> >>>> She said she would think about it, and went away. >>>> >>>> Another two weeks passed by. With the alms he had collected, he bought >>>> himself a mundu, a pair of slippers, and a headcloth. >>>> >>>> When the lady returned a fortnight later, she asked him whether he >>>> would like to work for her at her house. He accepted the offer with >>>> alacrity, and accompanied her to her home. There he worked as a house >>>> servant, performing whatever menial tasks he was assigned. >>>> >>>> It was a cathouse, and the lady was the cathouse-keeper. >>>> >>>> She soon died, and left the cathouse and its business to him. >>>> >>>> With the proceeds, he went to college, graduated, and joined the public >>>> service as a tax-collector; and together with bribes and gifts collected, >>>> he invested in 1,000 acres of farmland. When the government built a road >>>> across the land, he sold the land on both sides for 200 crores of rupees, >>>> bought a house in town, and moved in. >>>> >>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>>> >>>> On Wed, Jan 31, 2024 at 8:11 PM 'N Sekar' via KeralaIyers < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> Good morning >>>>> The CEO of a major Mumbai bank got his shoes polished every day from >>>>> the shoeshine man at the street corner. >>>>> >>>>> He would sit on a chair usually reading the Economic Times as he got >>>>> his shoes polished. >>>>> >>>>> One fine morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: "What do you think >>>>> of the stock market situation?" >>>>> >>>>> The CEO condescendingly inquires: "Why are you so interested in this >>>>> subject?" >>>>> >>>>> The shoeshine man replies: "I have 200 crore rupees deposited in your >>>>> bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock >>>>> market" >>>>> >>>>> The CEO smirkingly says: "Yeah right! What is your name?" >>>>> >>>>> Shoeshine man replies: "Asaf Kutty Chacko ” >>>>> >>>>> Upon returning to his bank, the bemused CEO asks the Account Manager: >>>>> "Do we have a customer named *Asaf Kutty Chacko*?" >>>>> >>>>> The Manager replies: “We certainly do. He is an esteemed customer! He >>>>> has 200 crore rupees in his account.” >>>>> The CEO is shocked! >>>>> >>>>> The next day, when getting a shoeshine, the CEO says to shoeshine man: >>>>> "Mr. Chacko, I want to invite you to be our guest-of-honour at our >>>>> Board meeting next week and tell us your life story. I'm sure we will >>>>> learn >>>>> a lot.” >>>>> >>>>> The following week, at the Board meeting, the CEO introduces shoeshine >>>>> man to the board members: >>>>> "We all know Mr. Asaf Kutty Chacko, who makes our shoes shine like no >>>>> one else. But he is also our valued customer with 200 crore rupees in his >>>>> account. >>>>> I invited him to share his life story. I'm sure it will be >>>>> inspirational. >>>>> Please, Mr. Chacko, do tell". >>>>> >>>>> Asaf Kutty narrates his life story: >>>>> "I came to this state 30 years ago as a young boy from Kerala…. >>>>> I wandered hungry and exhausted in search of a job without success…. >>>>> Suddenly, I found a coin on the sidewalk and bought some apples…. >>>>> I had two options: eat the apples to quell my hunger or start a >>>>> business…. >>>>> I sold the apples and bought more apples with the money…. >>>>> This way I started accumulating money… >>>>> With the saved money, I managed to buy a set of used brushes and shoe >>>>> polish and started a shoe shine businesss….. >>>>> I lived frugally and didn't spend any money on fun or worldly >>>>> trappings. I lived like a monk and saved every paisa I could…. >>>>> After a while, I managed to buy new brushes, variety of polish and a >>>>> chair so that my clients could sit comfortably…. >>>>> I continued living frugally and saving all I could… >>>>> Then, a few years ago, I was able to purchase this nice corner >>>>> location from another colleague who decided to retire….. >>>>> >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> >>>>> Finally, about three months ago, my brother, who was a drug-dealer in >>>>> Kochi, passed away and left me 200 crores ….” >>>>> >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> This is just a campaign to promote reading. >>>>> Reading stimulates the mind and imagination! 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