sARAMA AS AN ARMY MAN YOU WOULD HAVE MISFIRED THE PATHANS SO ASK THEM EVEN BEG THEM
On Thu, 1 Feb 2024 at 10:58, Laxminarayan Sarma < [email protected]> wrote: > *At least once, you male whore cum pimp, why don't you stop your simian > instinct to imitate. If you don't have any originality, then ask your > pathan customers who bugger your bum for 50 paise for ideas. Just as they > bugger you hard from various angles and positions, they will give you > original ideas. And, in exchange, for the favour, give them a free screw * > > On Thu, 1 Feb, 2024, 10:07 pm Rajaram Krishnamurthy, < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> Ayyoda sarama, This was your job in the military canteen?so arduous; >> collecting garbage through your asss-holes? Poor kid Shout more sarama >> >> On Thu, 1 Feb 2024 at 01:13, Laxminarayan Sarma < >> [email protected]> wrote: >> >>> *Respected Narayanaswamy Anna* >>> >>> *You're being too refined, generous, in fact charitable while describing >>> the IaRSe as a "Tax Collector" * >>> >>> *Please psrdon me for disagreeing with you* >>> >>> *The bloated pig carcass he is, he can best be described as a Garbage >>> Collector" if not as a "Collector of Feaces" from the public latrines in >>> Chennai's slums along the Coovum.* >>> >>> *Once again, pardon me Anna, if I seem to be contradicting you. * >>> >>> *But that is the truth* >>> *.* >>> >>> On Thu, 1 Feb, 2024, 10:23 am Narayanaswamy Iyer, <[email protected]> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> Dear folks >>>> >>>> Excellent ! >>>> >>>> The shameless self-described NAYUNDA MAVEN, MAAMAA-PIMP recognised >>>> himself in the mirror as:- >>>> >>>> "*With the proceeds, he went to college, graduated, and joined the >>>> public service as a tax-collector; and together with bribes and gifts >>>> collected, he invested in 1,000 acres of farmland. When the government >>>> built a road across the land, he sold the land on both sides for 200 crores >>>> of rupees, bought a house in town, and moved in.*" >>>> >>>> Absolutely brilliant ! Carry on, KR ! >>>> >>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>>> >>>> >>>> On Thu, Feb 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Wow what a brain dandam narayanasamy has? Long head so brilliant; >>>>> change in the evolution as predicted by His colleague G. Mundam Beginning >>>>> at the sincity was your family and jumped to the world tyrade OK Change >>>>> the >>>>> script KR You cannot hide your face of shame anywhere until ur death Have >>>>> fun >>>>> >>>>> On Wed, 31 Jan 2024 at 07:52, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Dear folks >>>>>> >>>>>> Just a slight amendment to Sri N Sekar's astounding fairytale. >>>>>> >>>>>> The shoeshiner's name was Rajaram Kutty Thenkazhai. His story was as >>>>>> follows:- >>>>>> >>>>>> He came to Red Dogtown Chennaai sixty years ago as a runaway truant >>>>>> and vagrant beggar. >>>>>> >>>>>> While sitting barefooted one day outside a temple entrance with his >>>>>> begging bowl which was a large coconut shell, a rich lady passing by >>>>>> threw >>>>>> into his begging bowl two one-rupee coins. >>>>>> >>>>>> He was famished and thirsty, and wanted to go to a nearby stall and >>>>>> buy a vadai and a cup of milkless tea. He resisted the temptation, and >>>>>> returned to the temple entrance once more and sat down. He hoped that >>>>>> the >>>>>> generous lady would come again. She did not do so for two weeks. When >>>>>> she >>>>>> did, he told her he was tired of begging, and asked her whether she could >>>>>> find him a job. >>>>>> >>>>>> She said she would think about it, and went away. >>>>>> >>>>>> Another two weeks passed by. With the alms he had collected, he >>>>>> bought himself a mundu, a pair of slippers, and a headcloth. >>>>>> >>>>>> When the lady returned a fortnight later, she asked him whether he >>>>>> would like to work for her at her house. He accepted the offer with >>>>>> alacrity, and accompanied her to her home. There he worked as a house >>>>>> servant, performing whatever menial tasks he was assigned. >>>>>> >>>>>> It was a cathouse, and the lady was the cathouse-keeper. >>>>>> >>>>>> She soon died, and left the cathouse and its business to him. >>>>>> >>>>>> With the proceeds, he went to college, graduated, and joined the >>>>>> public service as a tax-collector; and together with bribes and gifts >>>>>> collected, he invested in 1,000 acres of farmland. When the government >>>>>> built a road across the land, he sold the land on both sides for 200 >>>>>> crores >>>>>> of rupees, bought a house in town, and moved in. >>>>>> >>>>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, Jan 31, 2024 at 8:11 PM 'N Sekar' via KeralaIyers < >>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Good morning >>>>>>> The CEO of a major Mumbai bank got his shoes polished every day from >>>>>>> the shoeshine man at the street corner. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> He would sit on a chair usually reading the Economic Times as he got >>>>>>> his shoes polished. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> One fine morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: "What do you think >>>>>>> of the stock market situation?" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The CEO condescendingly inquires: "Why are you so interested in this >>>>>>> subject?" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The shoeshine man replies: "I have 200 crore rupees deposited in >>>>>>> your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the >>>>>>> stock >>>>>>> market" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The CEO smirkingly says: "Yeah right! What is your name?" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Shoeshine man replies: "Asaf Kutty Chacko ” >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Upon returning to his bank, the bemused CEO asks the Account >>>>>>> Manager: "Do we have a customer named *Asaf Kutty Chacko*?" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The Manager replies: “We certainly do. He is an esteemed customer! >>>>>>> He has 200 crore rupees in his account.” >>>>>>> The CEO is shocked! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The next day, when getting a shoeshine, the CEO says to shoeshine >>>>>>> man: >>>>>>> "Mr. Chacko, I want to invite you to be our guest-of-honour at our >>>>>>> Board meeting next week and tell us your life story. I'm sure we will >>>>>>> learn >>>>>>> a lot.” >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The following week, at the Board meeting, the CEO introduces >>>>>>> shoeshine man to the board members: >>>>>>> "We all know Mr. Asaf Kutty Chacko, who makes our shoes shine like >>>>>>> no one else. But he is also our valued customer with 200 crore rupees >>>>>>> in >>>>>>> his account. >>>>>>> I invited him to share his life story. I'm sure it will be >>>>>>> inspirational. >>>>>>> Please, Mr. Chacko, do tell". >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Asaf Kutty narrates his life story: >>>>>>> "I came to this state 30 years ago as a young boy from Kerala…. >>>>>>> I wandered hungry and exhausted in search of a job without success…. >>>>>>> Suddenly, I found a coin on the sidewalk and bought some apples…. >>>>>>> I had two options: eat the apples to quell my hunger or start a >>>>>>> business…. >>>>>>> I sold the apples and bought more apples with the money…. >>>>>>> This way I started accumulating money… >>>>>>> With the saved money, I managed to buy a set of used brushes and >>>>>>> shoe polish and started a shoe shine businesss….. >>>>>>> I lived frugally and didn't spend any money on fun or worldly >>>>>>> trappings. I lived like a monk and saved every paisa I could…. >>>>>>> After a while, I managed to buy new brushes, variety of polish and a >>>>>>> chair so that my clients could sit comfortably…. >>>>>>> I continued living frugally and saving all I could… >>>>>>> Then, a few years ago, I was able to purchase this nice corner >>>>>>> location from another colleague who decided to retire….. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Finally, about three months ago, my brother, who was a drug-dealer >>>>>>> in Kochi, passed away and left me 200 crores ….” >>>>>>> >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> . >>>>>>> This is just a campaign to promote reading. >>>>>>> Reading stimulates the mind and imagination! 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