OK I will change the style KR

On Sun, 3 Mar 2024 at 18:44, gopala krishnan <[email protected]> wrote:

> Mr Rajaram,
>
> Response is not one thing where you have to show your hatred and anger
>
> Gopalakrishnan
>
> On Sunday, 3 March, 2024 at 10:16:15 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy <
> [email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> CULTURAL QA 03202403A
>
> Q1      What are examples of presence of mind during interview?
>
> KR       A good fabrication; already selected; and now that already went
> dead because selected was pronounced? May be selected for the rejection
> also.
>
> Q2      What are some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?
>
> KR      1   Stupid is confirmed. 2 open outrages in a court and 3 a donkey
> is always stupid including the judge.
>
> Q3      What are some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?
>
> KR        Quora bluffs unlimited.
>
> Q4      Did Hitler escape Germany and live in Argentina until his death?
>
> KR      If “NO” then why Dinathanthi style for 35 lines filling the pages?
>
> Q5      What is the interesting story of the labourer worked in Gurudwara?
>
> KR       But there is another Guru drohi story Iyengar which all knew and
> if I write someone will harp.                 KR IRS  3324
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ---------
> From: *'gopala krishnan' via iyer123* <[email protected]>
> Date: Sun, 3 Mar 2024 at 09:10
> Subject: [iyer123] CULTURAL QA 03-2024-03A
> To: Patty Thatha <[email protected]>, Kerala Iyer <
> [email protected]>, Iyer <[email protected]>
>
>
> CULTURAL QA 03-2024-03A
>
> All the below   QA are from Quora DIGEST to me  on   03-03-2024.
>
> Selected quora answers generally interesting including jokes are included
> Still they   need not be 100% correct answers. I am only a compiler.
>
> Compiled and posted by R. Gopala Krishnan, 80,    on 03-03-2024.
>
> Q1      What are examples of presence of mind during interview?
>
> A1      Siddharth Shrivastava, Studied Chemical Engineering at MITS6y
>
> Interviews started at 9 a.m. in the morning and I registered late so I
> could get some time for preparation. Hence, I was among the last
> candidates to appear. We were made to be seated and it's already 3 p.m.
>
> Suddenly, I saw an HR manager moving out of the cabin with a bunch of
> applications in hand. I cursed myself for registering so late. I was
> shocked they already selected and I may face formalities thereafter.
>
> I got a call and I stood up and entered the cabin:
>
> Interviewer: Have you had your lunch?
>
> Me: Yes, Sir.
>
> Interviewer: Alright, I haven't had mine and I'm exhausted. I've been
> taking interviews from morning now. You just think of a question, speak the
> question and then it's answer and we're done.
>
>  (At this point, I was sure that they had selected the candidates they
> need and my chances are gone.)
>
> Me: “Why am I here today?” - I am here because I find myself suitable for
> this job and I am appearing in this interview for the same. And I added a
> brief introduction of mine.
>
> Interviewer (unimpressed): Okay, I am giving you 10 seconds, think of a
> word, just one word that comes to your mind. It could be anything.
>
> Me (Takes a 10 seconds pause): “SELECTED”
>
> Interviewer: Okay, you may leave now.
>
> Result: **Selected**
>
> Q2      What are some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?
>
> A2      Ganesh Jadhav,6mo
>
> Here’s an example of presence of mind shown in the courtroom which has
> humor and sarcasm at its best.
>
> Background: Mr. PK Atre was a prominent Indian writer. In one of his
> articles, he used the word ‘donkey’ to address a corrupt local
> politician(councilor). In India, calling someone donkey denotes calling
> them stupid.
>
> This enraged him and he filed a lawsuit against Mr Atre. This is how it
> went in the courtroom.
>
> Judge: Do you admit that you called him a donkey?
>
> Mr Atre: Yes.
>
> Judge: As you have admitted your mistake and being this your first
> offence, you are relieved from any punishment.
>
> Mr Atre: Thank you My lord. It is admissible that you shouldn’t address a
> councilor as a donkey, but is it okay to address a donkey as a councilor?
>
> Judge: Yeah it’s fine. You can call anything to a donkey. He won’t
> understand.
>
> Mr Atre:(While addressing the same politician) Hello Mr. Councillor.
>
> The whole courtroom filled with laughter over the embarrassment of the
> corrupt politician.
>
> Q3      What are some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?
>
> A3      Anuraj Chaudhuri ,A proud Indian.Updated 7y
>
> I am not sure about the authenticity of this story. Just give it a try.
> It will be a good laugh, I assure you.
>
> Albert Einstein, the famous scientist, once received a letter requesting
> him to deliver a speech on quantum physics at a country college in Austria.
> Einstein agreed to go there to deliver the speech, a speech he had been
> delivering almost everywhere those days.
>
> Einstein had recently moved to Austria and was mostly an unknown face. So
> people over there at the college did not know how he looked like and the
> newspaper images back then were of so poor quality that you would have to
> have a very keen eye to find similarities between a person and his picture
> in a newspaper.
>
> However, Einstein started for that country college in his car.His driver
> suddenly said,”Sir, are you going to deliver that speech on quantum physics
> that you have been delivering everywhere these last few months?”
>
>  “Yes.”
>
>  “Sir, I have been listening to it keenly all these days, and I have
> memorized each and every word of it.”
>
>  “You have?”
>
>  “Yes sir. Sir, I have a request for you. I have never got a chance to
> perform in front of a large audience. Will you let me deliver this speech
> on your behalf?”
>
> “You mean, you will impersonate me and deliver the speech?”
>
>  “Yes sir.”
>
>  “How is that possible?”
>
>  “Sir, no one there knows how you look. I can take your place easily.”
>
> Einstein found this idea to be very amusing. He gave his consent.
>
> So, they came to the college. The driver had already taken Einstein’s
> place, and Einstein his. Einstein found his gait as a famous scientist to
> be really convincing.
>
> People at the college welcomed the driver and took him to the auditorium.
> Einstein too took a seat.
>
> He was really amazed to see his driver deliver one of his popular
> speeches with confidence and clarity. The audience was spellbound to hear
> that great speech explaining quantum physics. They burst into applause.
>
> The driver looked happy and satisfied. But then one among the audience
> stood and asked a question requesting explanation of one of the points made
> during the speech.
>
> The driver thought for a second or two.
>
> Then he said, ”You did not understand that? Even my driver can explain
> that to you. Wait, let me call him on stage.”
>
> Edit: This story has been told and retold a thousand times, so there is
> no way to mention a particular source of this story. I have written it from
> memory and have depended on my imagination to make the story vivid. However,
> this story had been in existence in Jewish folklores even before Einstein
> was born. In that story a famous Jewish preacher switched place with his
> envious servant.
>
> Q4      Did Hitler escape Germany and live in Argentina until his death?
>
> A4      Prince Newro, 21h
>
> No.
>
> Right before his death, the Soviets were around 500 meters away from the
> Führerbunker.
>
> Even by then, Germany was surrounded by America, Britain, France, and the
> Soviet Union.
>
> Escape was nearly impossible.
>
> Just listen to this satisfied customer:
>
>  “I tried escaping Germany wearing a Wehrmacht uniform. I was caught by
> the Soviets. They handed me over to the British. Mission failed…”
>
> The 1st and 2nd Red Army Groups surrounded Berlin from the south and east.
> The 3rd surrounded from the north.
>
> The west was by the western allies where the Nazis preferred to surrender
> to.
>
> Everyone knew how Hitler looked like:
>
> And in case Hitler tried escaping, the allies made photos of how he may
> have possibly disguised himself to avoid capture, and escape.
>
> But Hitler famously admitted that he’ll stay in Germany till the very end
> and end his own life to avoid capture.
>
>  “But dummy, that’s what the Nazis want you to think!”
>
> Exactly, so here it is:
>
> Hitler swallowed a cyanide pill, then shot himself in the head with his
> personal pistol.
>
> A senior SS officer entered the study after Hitler and his wife committed
> suicide and said the air smelled of bitter almonds, which was a dead
> giveaway of cyanide poisoning. Unless… you know… maybe Hitler had bitter
> almonds in his study… I doubt it…
>
> ANYWAY…
>
> Hitler’s and his wife’s corpses were taken out to the Chancellory Garden
>
> With all the petrol the Germans had, they cremated the corpses.
>
> The allies found the ashes mixed with the soil and artillery shrapnel.
> They found a piece of his jaw.
>
> Hitler’s dentist, who was captured by the allies, proved the dental work
> to be from Hitler. X-Rays were even shown from 1944 that further proved
> it.
>
> When the Soviets entered the Führerbunker, they found a blood stained sofa.
>
> The blood proved to belong to Hitler.
>
> But what will the conspirators think?Hitler cut his finger and applied
> blood to prove his death?
>
> No…Besides, Hitler was believed to had suffered from Parkinson’s Disease,
> coronary arterial Disease, was on many drugs, and was very mentally
> unstable. He would’ve died in the 1950’s, had he escaped.He didn’t escape
> though…
>
> Q5      What is the interesting story of the labourer worked in Gurudwara?
>
> A5      Chauhan Babu Nath,5h
>
> A laborer came to New Delhi. Leaving his wife in a rented house, he went
> out in search of work. At one place a service was going on in a
> Gurudwara. Saw some boys working and asked them-
>
> "Can I work here?"
>
> The boys said 'yes'.
>
> laborer-"Where is your boss?"
>
> The boys thought of mischief and said-“The boss has gone out. You just get
> to work.
>
> We will let you know that you are engaged from today."
>
> The laborer became happy and started working.
>
> Arrives on time every morning and leaves in the evening. Worked diligently
> and diligently. The week passed like this.
>
> The laborer again asked the boys-"When will the master come?"
>
> The boys again said 'Hafta'.
>
> Another week passed. The labourer said to the boys-"Brother, there is
> nothing to eat at home today.
>
> The remaining wife said that food will be cooked only if you bring some
> money.
>
> Introduce me  to the owner."
>
> The boys postponed the matter till the next day.
>
> But as soon as the labourer left, he started realizing his mistake and
> finally decided that he would tell the labourer everything the truth. This
> is the service of Gurudwara. There is no owner here.We are serving our
> Guru Maharaj Ji.
>
> When the laborer came the next day, the faces of all the boys were sad.
>
> They  said-“Uncle, please forgive us.We were kidding you all along."
>
> And told the whole thing. The laborer laughed and said-
>
> “Now you are joking. Our boss is really very nice. He came to our house
> yesterday afternoon. He gave his wife one month's salary and 15 days'
> ration.
>
> Which owner pays wages and ration to the laborers at home?
>
> Our owners are really very nice.”
>
> And then he started working hard on his work.
>
> The boys understood that the one who serves his Guru selflessly, the Guru
> always remains with him and keeps removing his sorrows and troubles.
>
> I pay my respects at the feet of all the Gurus
>
>
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