CULTURALQA 03-2024-21

Allthe below   QA are from QUORA DIGEST tome on   21-03-2024. 

SelectedQuora answers by scholars generally interesting are included. Still 
they need not be 100%correct answers. Goodjokes are also included.

Iam only a compiler.  Compiled and postedby R Gopalakrishnan, 80, on 21-3-2024 

Q1      Whatare some examples of manipulation?

A1      SavasAbdulhamid Cicekci, PhD in Sociology & Socialpsychology, 
University ofTübingen Updated 2y

When the children passed an old house on their wayhome from school, theywere 
always rubbing their sticks on the balcony railing and enjoying thesound. The 
older owner, who had been bothered by the noise for a long time, hada really 
good idea instead of scolding the kids.

He called the children over to him: "Children,the noise you make sounds very 
nice, I'll give you a pound a day if you keep going like this."So he gave the 
kids a pound a day.

In the second week he called the children over again:"Children, my money is 
scarce, I can only give you fifty pence, not a pound."

Now three weeks had passed and the old man called thechildren over to him for 
the last time: "Children, unfortunately I have no money, so I can't give youany 
more." 

The children: "No money, no noise" and so they stoppedrubbing the sticks on the 
balcony railing.

 (Authorunknown)

Q2      Whatis an interesting story about football?

A2      BethanyFletcher,8h

"When I was 14 years old, I asked my mom for afootball but she said, 
'NoMarcelinho, we can't afford that.'

So I went to the store and asked the owner, 'can yousell me a football? I'll 
repaywhen I become a professional football player!'

He started laughing and said, 'Hell yes Marcelo, just remember to pay.'

Several years later, I decided to go back to the store and get all the balls 
Ican to give to the poor kids in my neighborhood."

Marcelo Vieira da Silva Júnior. 

Q3      What'sthe smartest thing you've ever seen someone do?

A3      PulkitKhanna,22 years of birth, 8036 days of experience 6y

 “Love marriages are not allowed in our culture!” said Radha’s father.

Radha was a medical student in Delhi University. Shemet Rohit there.

Rohit was her lab partner, they eventually fell inlove and decided to get 
married.

Rohit and Radha graduated and both of them got a job.

When they reached their marriagable age they toldtheir parents about each other.

Rohit’s parents agreed and accepted Radha without anyconditions.

But Radha’s father was against love marriages,everyone in his family married 
people who the temple priest suggested.( Biodatas of people who want a partner 
along with the qualities they are seekingare submitted in the temple where the 
priest suggest people looking at thedetails)

 “You’ll get married from the temple only” her father said. He evenrefused to 
meet Rohit once.

Radha decided to go with her dad.

She met 2–3 boys through temple and finally agreed tomarry one. She got 
married. Her dad was happy.

She uploaded a picture on face book with her husbandwith a caption, “ With my 
labpartner, with my life partner” [Yes she married Rohit.]

When Radha told Rohit about her dad’s decision Rohitasked her the name of the 
temple they are giving her bio data, Rohit gave his bio data in thesame temple 
and for qualities he wrote everything about Radha, the priest madethem meet due 
to same profession and qualities.

Instead runningaway and getting married, instead fighting with her Dad, Radha 
got married withher lover. Smartway to fight the traditional thinking of the 
society, her Dad later acceptedRohit.

This is a truestory. Just heard they are now parents to twins.

Q4      Whatis the greatest April Fool’s prank you’ve ever experienced?

A4      VijayaLakshmi,Have experience in life for 68 years.4y

This incident occurred a few months after I joinedCIL....in 1982-83..

Our head of the department (let us call him HOD) wasa strict person and was 
always very serious.

He rarelylaughed, just once in a month. When he was angry he did not hesitate 
to say whateverthat came to his mind, without thinking about the feelings of 
the listener.

My note- We see such persons not rare everywhere,

Once one of our colleagues, let us call him Rajiv,committed a mistake in his 
work and HOD called him to his chamber.

 “This is not amistake! It is blunder! Utter blunder!” all of us could hear the 
shouts of theHOD because he never closed the door of his chamber.

 “I think all the fools in the world are selected and dumped on my head” he 
continued.

 “If youcontinue to work in this way, I am going to give you a suspension 
order!Blah...blah...blah...”

The high pitched scolding went on for half an hour.

Rajiv came out of the chamber with a sullen face,cursing the HOD 
silently.Ultimately he corrected the mistake within a day andsubmitted his work.

Fast forward one week...

The office attendant with a paper in one hand and thedispatch register in 
another hand came to Rajiv’s seat.

 “Sir, a memo for you” he said handing over the paper (memo) to Rajiv. Hetook 
Rajiv’s signature in the dispatch register and left.

Now everybody became very curious because receiving amemo is very rare and 
shameful too.

After reading the memo Rajiv’s face became pale. Hecrumpled the paper and hit 
it hard on the ground.

Many people got up from their seats and surroundedhis table.

 “What happened?” somebody asked.

 “That*****(using a cuss word) has really got me suspended” he said angrily.

 “What? But yourectified your mistake the next day right?”

 “Let me see the letter” someoneelse said.

They picked up the crumpled paper from the floor andstarted reading. It got 
circulated from one hand to other.

It was an official letter with usual format like letternumber, date, subject, 
reference etc.

It read somewhat like this:

 “Since you arecommitting mistakes frequently in your work, the suspension 
committee hasdecided to suspend you from work for one week....”

Everything was official with the signature of HOD andan office stamp.

 (Now let metell you something. If someone is suspended from work even for a 
week, it wouldbe a big stain on his career).

While everybody was silently cursing the HOD, he came outfrom his chamber and 
walked straight to Rajiv’s table.

 “So, did youreceive the memo?” he asked very seriously.

 “But sir whatgrave mistakes have I committed? Even if I committed some, I have 
alwaysrectified them”

“I did this, so that others will learn a lesson fromthis memo” he said still 
seriously.

 “Butsir......”

 “Wait! Did you notice the letternumber?” HOD asked.

For every official letter there would be a numberwith a combination of many 
strings, numbers and special characters. Nobodybothers about that number while 
reading a letter. The letter number is only forreference.

Rajiv opened the letter and read the letter numberloudly

It was somewhat like this:

 “Coal-India/Finance/Bill-Section/April Fool/20197 dated01/04/****”

On hearing thateverybody including Rajiv laughed loudly. The desk calendar on 
his table showed the date as1st April.

HOD also laughed loudly fulfilling his quota of thatmonth.

 “This man isreally unpredictable” Rajiv muttered after the HOD had returned to 
his chamber.

Endof all fools day story!

My note- After 10 days April fool day iscoming please 

Q5      Whatis the most British thing ever?

A5      AndrewWiltshire,Retired School Teacher and global Traveller Updated 2y

I arrived at a very old and very prestigious schoolfor a job interview as a 
teacher. The first thing I thought upon arrival was “Oh my God! This place is 
wayoutside my comfort zone.” It looked just so venerable and posh. Much ofthe 
building was Tudor (1547ish) and extensively re-modelled in Victoriangothic. It 
was imposing and intimidating as a potential workplace.

But then I walked into the school office andReception and there on the 
Reception desk was a letter “In-Tray” with a huge ginger Tom Cat curled 
upalseep in it. I thought that “only in a very old, very British, veryeccentric 
school that was very sure of itself would a cat be sleeping in theReception 
Desk in-tray.”

The cat was called Henry and he had the run of thewhole school and everyone 
loved him.

Anyway, I got the job and was ringing round variouscompanies to acquire new 
equipment for my Technology lab. One company I wished to usehad no supply 
contract with the school and so I was asked by theirrepresentative on the phone 
to set up a credit account. The conversation wentlike this:

 “We will needsome business credentials for your company in order to set up the 
creditaccount”

 “Yes ofcourse; what do you need to know?”

 “Firstly, howlong has your business be operating?”

 “Four hundred and seventy-five years”

 “Ah. I don’t thinkthere will be any problem setting you up with a credit 
account”.

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