CULTURALQA 04-2024-12 Allthe below QA are from QUORA DIGEST tome on 12-04-2024.
SelectedQuora answers by generally interesting are included. Still they need not be 100% correct answers. jokes are included. Compiled and posted by R Gopalakrishnan, 80, on 12-4-2024 Q1 What is thefunniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day? A1 DenisRubin, My house is now smarter than I am.1y An elderly man visits his doctor for a checkup. Thedoctor asks him if he’s having any memory issues. He says “No problem there,doc”. The doctor asks how his knees are holding up. He says“Great. Last night my wife and I ate at this terrific Chinese restaurant on thesecond floor and I bounded right up and down them stairs.” The doctor says “Splendid. You know, I love Chinesefood. What’s the name of this place?” The man thinks hard but can’t quite come up with it.He says “Wait, wait, I’ll get it. What’s the name of that pretty red flowerwith the thorns?” The doctor says “You mean the rose?” The guy brightens and says “Yeah, that’s it.” Heturns toward the waiting room and shouts “Hey Rose, what’s the name of thatChinese place we ate at last night?” Q2 Is itdangerous if the AC unit is leaking water inside the house? A2 GodrejAppliances, Thoughtful technology for a joyful home Updated 11mo Water leaking from an air conditioner inside the homeis a common problem faced by several AC users. An estimated 85% AC consumerssuffer from this issue at least once in the product's lifetime andconsequently, the issue ranks amongst AC’s key concerns. This can however berisky and can potentially cause a lot of damage to the home. Water leaking from an AC unit can cause a number ofproblems like: Electrical hazards: If water comes into contact withelectrical components of your AC unit, it can cause a short circuit, which canlead to a fire hazard. Structural damage: Water can cause damage to walls,floors, and ceilings, which can lead to costly repairs. Health hazards: Water leakage can create anenvironment for mold and mildew to grow, which can cause health problems suchas respiratory issues, allergies, and other illnesses. Reduced air quality: When an AC unit leaks water, itcan cause moisture to build up, leading to poor indoor air quality. If you notice that your AC unit is leaking water, itis important to take immediate action to prevent any further damage. Turn offthe unit and call a professional AC service technician to diagnose and repairthe problem. Alternatively, if you want to avoid the hassles ofleaking AC with a permanent solution, then you must check out the new Godrej Leak-proof split AirConditioner with Anti Leak Technology. Godrej is India’s 1st brand tooffer this innovative technology in Air conditioners for which patent has beenfiled. My note- For information purposeonly. Q3 What areexamples of presence of mind during interview? A3 Chirra,AEE at Irrigation and CAD dept, GoAP (2016–present)Updated 3y Interview: Interview is about to conclude and it was lastquestion. Interviewer: Give your signature sign on white paper. Xyz : Why sir? It’s already been given in the DAF(Detailed Application Form). Interviewer: We need it on a blank paper. Xyz: With presence of mind, he took a blank paper and folded it & thensigned on it. This is how it looks after unfolding it. Hats off to his presence ofmind. Note: Putting sign on blank paper isnot recommendedat all and the reason is quite obvious. Q4 Do you know ajoke about getting into heaven? A4 ChuckDonaldson, Apr 7 Jim dies and goes to heaven. Because Jim was alwaysfaithful to his wife, Helen, he was allowed to choose any car he wanted todrive in heaven. He chose a Lamborghini. Larry dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter looks overhis record. “We issue transportation to married people based on how faithfulthey were to their spouses. I see you had a one night stand on that businesstrip to New York. That is not too bad. You can pick from any mid-sized car onthe lot.” Larry chooses a ToyotaCamry. Steve dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter looks overhis record. “We issue transportation to married people based on how faithfulthey were to their spouses. I see you were married and divorced four times.Each of your wives divorced you because you kept having affairs with otherwomen. Nine in all according to our records. That is terrible. The best I cando for you is to send to to the last row along the back fence. You go pick out any Yugo you want as longas it is black.” Steve, Karry, and Jim meet up for coffee one day.They get to comparing cars. Steve says, “Wow, Jim. You finally got the Lamboyou always wanted. But you don’t seem too happy about it. What’s wrong?” Jim says, “I saw Helen earlier today. Seems they could only issue her a skateboard. Q5 What is thebest advice you've received? A5 SumanthPatil, B.sc in Visual Communications, Amrita Vishwa Vidyapeetam, Mysore(Graduated 2021)Updated 6y Once my mom lost her money. Maa: It was right here in my wallet. Dad: How much? Maa: 6, all thousand rupee notes. Dad: That's ok, leave it now. Next day, Dad keeps 6 thousand in the cupboard. After fewhours, Dad: Hey, I found your money. Maa: Where? (Surprised) Dad: See, it is in the cupboard. Maa: Oh! Maybe I had misplaced it. When just me and my Dad came out in the evening. Me: Why did youkeep the money dad? Dad: Sumanth, If it was me who had lost the money, Iwould have forgotten it by this time. I really don't have the habit of savingthe money. It is your mom who does that, she values it. I value her and I can'tsee her being all sad about it. So I just did it. You know? Anything for yourmom. Me: Mmmm. (Thinking deep) Dad: When you are in a relationship, don't be thereason for their tears, be the person who wipes it and be the reason for theirhappiness. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/351709347.5230807.1712933420318%40mail.yahoo.com.
