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Thanks. Re Q 5 When I read Q 5, this fairly old joke came to my mind. A father and his son were going to the market riding their donkey. People commented that it was cruel of them as the poor donkey had to carry two people. Then the father got down but then people commented how can a young man let his father walk while he himself rode the donkey. Hearing this, the son got down and his father was on the donkey but people commented how unkind it is of the father to let his young son walk while the old fellow was riding the donkey. Then the father son duo decided that they will walk along with the donkey to avoid any criticisms BUT People now commented how foolish these two are as they walk unnecessarily instead of riding on the donkey - back to square 1. In another version the story ends, with the by now frustrated duo deciding to carry the donkey on their heads. One can never satisfy all. N Sekar Yahoo Mail: Search, Organize, Conquer <https://mail.onelink.me/107872968?pid=NativePlacement&c=Global_Acquisition_YMktg_315_EmailSignatureGrowth_YahooMail:Search,Organize,Conquer&af_sub1=Acquisition&af_sub2=Global_YMktg&af_sub3=&af_sub4=100000945&af_sub5=OrganizeConquer__Static_> On Wed, Apr 24, 2024 at 12:23 PM, 'gopala krishnan' via KeralaIyers <[email protected]> wrote: *CULTURAL QA 04-2024-24* *Dear friends,* *All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 24-04-2024.* * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers * *I request the members to ignore the responses of Mr Rajaram containing personal attacks and abuses on me. * *.Compiled **and posted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 24-04-2024* *Q1 What are some mind blowing facts from the animal kingdom?* *A1 Braylen Scott,Self Employed 4y* *The Chevrotain is an animal that looks like a tiny deer with fangs.* *Cats can't taste sugar. They don't have sweet taste buds.* * Pigeons are capable of doing math at a similar level to monkeys.* *Baby Elephants suck their trunks for comfort.* * Flamingos are naturally white—their diet of brine shrimp and algae turns them pink.* *Frogs can freeze without dying.* *Koalas sleep up to 22 hours a day.* *Reindeer eyes turn blue in the winter.* *Prairie Dogs say hello by kissing.* * Whitetail deer can sprint at speeds up to 30 miles per hour.* * All clown fish are born male—some turn female to enable mating.* * Anteaters don’t have teeth.* * Crocodiles can grow for more than 30 years* * Squirrels take the orphaned pups to their late family members.* * Snow leopards don’t roar* *Q2 What are some clean jokes?* *A2 Smita Tiwari, Sun* *What should be written on a dentist’s grave? → This is the last cavity he filled:)* *Why did caveman draw pictures of the hippopotamus and rhinoceroses on their wall? → Because they couldn’t spell the animals’ names:)* *What do you call two spiders that just got married → Newly webs:)* *How does bees go to school→ On the school buzz:)* *What two things can you not have for breakfast→ Lunch and dinner:)* *What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? → Nothing, it just waved:)* *What did one Math book say to another Math book? → I have got a lot of problems:)* *What did one broom say to another? → “Have you heard the latest dirt?”* *Why didn’t the duck doctor have any patients? →Everyone knew he was a quack:)* *What do planets read→ Comet books:)* *DOCTOR: You need new glasses….* *PATIENT: How do you know? I haven’t told you what’s wrong with me yet….* *DOCTOR: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.* *Q3 what is the news item-Shocked Doctors Remove 30 Pounds Of Poop Built Up For 22 Years* *A3 Izak Noman,Dec 5* *Shocked Doctors Remove 30 Pounds Of Poop Built Up For 22 YearsIn a shocking revelation that left medical professionals stunned, doctors recently removed a staggering 30 pounds of feces that had been accumulating in a patient's colon for an astonishing 22 years. The bizarre case came to light when Dr. David Rosenfeld, a colorectal surgery specialist in Thousand Oaks, California, shared the details on the popular medical show, “The Doctors.” »* *Dr. Rosenfeld, along with his colleagues, expressed their bewilderment at the sheer magnitude of the fecal buildup and marveled at the patient's miraculous survival. The surgery was a life-saving intervention, preventing a potential catastrophe as the colon was at risk of rupturing at any moment.* *The patient, it turns out, had been living with a congenital defect known as Hirschsprung's disease—a condition where some nerve cells are missing in the large intestine, causing a significant delay in stool progression.* *Q4 Why do the greatest ideas never get used?* *A4 Benjamin Murphy , Doctorate in Philosophical Theology from Oxford2y* *During the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy told his advisors “Those of you whose suggestions I don’t follow will be the lucky ones.” What he meant was that whatever plan of action he followed, there were bound to be some bad consequences, and it would then be very easy for anyone who had proposed a different plan to sound wise by saying “I told him that wouldn’t work out well. If only he’d followed my advice, we would have avoided all that…”* *I am aware that there are lots of great ideas that were ignored for too long, and I’m sure there are lots of great ideas that are being ignored right now for all sorts of reasons. But in considering the question, it is important to bear in mind that if an idea is never used, then it is all too easy for people who like the idea to imagine that if it had been used, everything would have been perfect. Lots of ideas that seem great have unexpected consequences, and if an idea is never used, we never know for sure what unexpected consequences it would have had.* *Q5 What annoys you?* *A5 Krishna Suryakanth, Mentor at Life and Living (2022–present)Mar 28* *A company gives me an order to make female and male washroom boards. Easy task. I come up with this.(Male in pants and female with churidar set.* *Comment 1: You are stereotyping women. Not all women wear skirt.* *So I come up with written text. Writing small boards in English* *Comment 2: You think everyone knows English?* *So I come up with Hindi and other local languages.* *Comment 3: You think everyone is literate?* *So I come up with just colours. Pink for woman and blue for men.* *Comment 4: what would a colour blind do?* *So I draw male and female reproductive parts in frustration.* *Comment 5: There are female with male body. Stop this anti-lgbt propaganda.* *So I just draw a man standing and peeing and a woman sitting and peeing.* *Comment 6: what if the person is blind. You are anti-blind.* *I put up two loudspeakers to announce that welcome to male and female toilets.* *Comment 7: what if the person is deaf.* *If you are a writer on quora, you might have experienced this annoying thing. Correction is the best thing. Many correct me and I upvote it. But there are many who want to show how knowledgeable, how smart they are and end up showing how dumb they are. * *Call me whatever you want. 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