Very correct Mr Sekar. I too recollected the story studied in primary class.
 And above that a critic of my postings, who act in the same manner as told in 
the QA  and abuse in bad Tamil. The mentally derailed Mr Rajaram. Without any 
provocation from my side, in one response he called me a Tamil abuse which I 
felt retort  on the face, but my parentage stopped me doing so... Now he 
shorten and write tp. 
Gopalakrishnan

    On Wednesday, 24 April, 2024 at 06:13:33 pm IST, 'N Sekar' via KeralaIyers 
<[email protected]> wrote:  
 
 Thanks.Re Q 5
When I read Q 5, this fairly old joke came to my mind.
A father and his son were going to the market riding their donkey.
People commented that it was cruel of them as the poor donkey had to carry two 
people.
Then the father got down but then people commented how can a young man let his 
father walk while he himself rode the donkey.
Hearing this, the son got down and his father was on the donkey but people 
commented how unkind it is of the father to let his young son walk while the 
old fellow was riding the donkey.
Then the father son duo decided that they will walk along with the donkey to 
avoid any criticisms
BUT
People now commented how foolish these two are as they walk unnecessarily 
instead of riding on the donkey - back to square 1.
In another version the story ends, with the by now frustrated duo deciding to 
carry the donkey on their heads.
One can never satisfy all.
N Sekar 

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  On Wed, Apr 24, 2024 at 12:23 PM, 'gopala krishnan' via 
KeralaIyers<[email protected]> wrote:   
CULTURAL QA 04-2024-24
Dear friends,
All theBELOW  QA are from  Quora digest to me   on  24-04-2024. Quoraanswers 
need not be 100% correct answers 

I request the members to ignore the responses of Mr Rajaram containing personal 
attacks and abuses on me. 

.Compiled andposted by R. Gopala krishnan,  on 24-04-2024

Q1         What are some mind blowing facts fromthe animal kingdom?
A1          Braylen Scott,Self Employed 4y

TheChevrotain is an animal that looks like a tiny deer with fangs.

Cats can'ttaste sugar. They don't have sweet taste buds.

 Pigeons are capable of doing math at a similarlevel to monkeys.

BabyElephants suck their trunks for comfort.

 Flamingos are naturally white—their diet ofbrine shrimp and algae turns them 
pink.

Frogs canfreeze without dying.

Koalas sleepup to 22 hours a day.

Reindeereyes turn blue in the winter.

Prairie Dogssay hello by kissing.

 Whitetail deer can sprint at speeds up to 30miles per hour.

  All clown fish are born male—some turn femaleto enable mating.

  Anteaters don’t have teeth.

 

 Crocodiles can grow for more than 30 years

 Squirrels take the orphaned pups to their latefamily members.

 Snow leopards don’t roar


Q2         What are some clean jokes?

A2          Smita Tiwari, Sun

What shouldbe written on a dentist’s grave? → This is the last cavity he 
filled:)

Why didcaveman draw pictures of the hippopotamus and rhinoceroses on their 
wall? →Because they couldn’t spell the animals’ names:)

What do youcall two spiders that just got married → Newly webs:)

How doesbees go to school→ On the school buzz:)

What twothings can you not have for breakfast→ Lunch and dinner:)

What did theAtlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? → Nothing, it just waved:)

What did oneMath book say to another Math book? → I have got a lot of problems:)

What did onebroom say to another? → “Have you heard the latest dirt?”

Why didn’tthe duck doctor have any patients? →Everyone knew he was a quack:)

What doplanets read→ Comet books:)

DOCTOR: Youneed new glasses….

PATIENT: Howdo you know? I haven’t told you what’s wrong with me yet….

DOCTOR: Icould tell as soon as you walked in through the window.




Q3         what is the news item-Shocked DoctorsRemove 30 Pounds Of Poop Built 
Up For 22 Years

A3          Izak Noman,Dec 5

ShockedDoctors Remove 30 Pounds Of Poop Built Up For 22 YearsIn a shocking 
revelationthat left medical professionals stunned, doctors recently removed a 
staggering30 pounds of feces that had been accumulating in a patient's colon 
for anastonishing 22 years. The bizarre case came to light when Dr. David 
Rosenfeld,a colorectal surgery specialist in Thousand Oaks, California, shared 
thedetails on the popular medical show, “The Doctors.” »

Dr.Rosenfeld, along with his colleagues, expressed their bewilderment at the 
sheermagnitude of the fecal buildup and marveled at the patient's 
miraculoussurvival. The surgery was a life-saving intervention, preventing a 
potentialcatastrophe as the colon was at risk of rupturing at any moment.

The patient,it turns out, had been living with a congenital defect known as 
Hirschsprung'sdisease—a condition where some nerve cells are missing in the 
large intestine,causing a significant delay in stool progression.


Q4         Why do the greatest ideas never getused?

A4         Benjamin Murphy      , Doctorate in Philosophical Theology from 
Oxford2y

During theCuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy told his advisors “Those of 
you whosesuggestions I don’t follow will be the lucky ones.” What he meant was 
thatwhatever plan of action he followed, there were bound to be some 
badconsequences, and it would then be very easy for anyone who had proposed 
adifferent plan to sound wise by saying “I told him that wouldn’t work out 
well.If only he’d followed my advice, we would have avoided all that…”

I am awarethat there are lots of great ideas that were ignored for too long, 
and I’m surethere are lots of great ideas that are being ignored right now for 
all sorts ofreasons. But in considering the question, it is important to bear 
in mind thatif an idea is never used, then it is all too easy for people who 
like the ideato imagine that if it had been used, everything would have been 
perfect. Lotsof ideas that seem great have unexpected consequences, and if an 
idea is neverused, we never know for sure what unexpected consequences it would 
have had.




Q5         What annoys you?

A5          Krishna Suryakanth, Mentor at Life andLiving (2022–present)Mar 28

A companygives me an order to make female and male washroom boards. Easy task. 
I come upwith this.(Male in pants and female with churidar set.

Comment 1:You are stereotyping women. Not all women wear skirt.

SoI come up with written text.         Writing small boards in English

Comment 2:You think everyone knows English?

So I come upwith Hindi and other local languages.

Comment 3:You think everyone is literate?

So I come upwith just colours. Pink for woman and blue for men.

Comment 4:what would a colour blind do?

So I drawmale and female reproductive parts in frustration.

Comment 5:There are female with male body. Stop this anti-lgbt propaganda.

So I justdraw a man standing and peeing and a woman sitting and peeing.

Comment 6:what if the person is blind. You are anti-blind.

I put up twoloudspeakers to announce that welcome to male and female toilets.

Comment 7:what if the person is deaf.

If you are awriter on quora, you might have experienced this annoying thing. 
Correction isthe best thing. Many correct me and I upvote it. But there are 
many who want toshow how knowledgeable, how smart they are and end up showing 
how dumb theyare. 


Call mewhatever you want. These are best symbols.(Men wearing Pants and women 
inChuridar. 

Don’t insertyour issue everywhere it can cause harm.

My note- Irecollected a member when I included this QA. Friends, you can 
thinkyourself  about the very special type ofmember.



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