CULTURAL QA 04-2024-30 All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 30-04-2024.
Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers .Compiledandposted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 30-04-2024 Q1 Whatis the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day? A1 Barry Stanly, Feb 27 Coupleof Engineer Jokes: Apreacher, a boy scout, and a top-notch engineer are on a small plane travelingacross the country. Theplane runs out of fuel and is plummeting towards the ground. Thereare three parachutes. Thepilot grabs one of the chutes and says, "Well, you have to decide who getsthe other two because I'm out of here," and he jumps out with his chute. Theengineer grabs a pack and says "I'm the smartest man in the world. Theworld needs me!" Youtwo decide who gets the last one. He jumps out of the plane. Thepreacher looks at the boy scout and says, "I've lived a long and goodlife. You have your whole life ahead of you — you take the last parachute.” Theboy scout looks up at the priest and says, "Not to worry Father. Thesmartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack." Tothe optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. Tothe engineer. the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Q2 Whatare some mind-blowing technologies that exist that most people don't knowabout? A2 Sapphire Hunter,…soft like a flowerApr 18 Youcan travel from England to France with your car in just 30 minutes. Mindblowing! Isn’t it ? Thisis Euro Tunnel Itis a railway tunnel built to connect England with Europe. With this tunnel youcan travel by the normal rail coach or in your own vehicle. It’s just like atrain you can drive into, it goes under the seabed and only takes 30 minutesbecause it connects southern England to northern France. There are differentsections for cars as well as lorries. Itis somewhat narrow on the inside, so you have to drive carefully until youreach your parking spot. You’re required to use your first gear, hand brake andalso open your windows halfway down to dissipate pressure. When the journeystarts you can see out the windows, however it becomes completely dark as soonas you get under the ground. Duringthe journey you can get out of your car and walk around. Though there isn’tmuch room apart from the toilets, there’s also some safety doors between a fewcars. At the end of the journey, all you have to do is drive forward towardsthe exit into France. Ifyou had a chance, would you travel through this fascinating tunnel? Q3 Whatis one fact that you know is true but still blows your mind? A3 Nasir Apr 1 1.Identicaltwins don’t have the same fingerprints. 2.Giraffesare 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. 3.Animalscan experience time differently from humans. 4.TheUniverse's average colour is called 'Cosmic latte'. 5.MountEverest isn't the tallest mountain on Earth. 6.TheSun makes a sound but we can't hear it. 7.Theworld’s oldest cat lived to 38 years and three days old 8.Windturbines kill between 10,000 and 100,000 birds each year in the UK 9.Chainsawswere first invented for childbirth 10.Ahorse normally has more than one horsepower 11.Bacteriaon your skin cause your itches. 12.TheMoon looks upside down in the Southern Hemisphere 13.It'salmost impossible to get too much sugar from fresh fruit. 14.Yournails grow faster in hot summer. 15.Beaversdon't actually live in dams. Q4 Doyou know a joke about getting into heaven? A4 Keith-Marc Bradford,19h St. Peter : Name? an 1 : Enrico Martinelli StPeter : Profession? Man 1 : Pope StPeter: OK, grab your halo and harp and sit down over there, I’ll see to you ina while. Next! Man2: Harry McDoole. St Peter: Profession? Man 2: Republican politician. St.Peter: (Rising to his feet) Mr McDoole, let me shake your hand! Come in, come in! Angels!(Sound of trumpet fanfare. Rays of sunshine burst out. Golden chariot arrives.)Take Mr. McDoole up to the golden throne! (Exit angels and McDoole in glory.) Pope:What was all that about? I am the Pope, you know! StPeter: Popes, we’ve got hundreds of them in here. They turn up all the time. But McDooles’s the first Republicansince 1855. [Note for Republicans: this is of course anall-purpose joke, you just alter the name of the party to suit your taste. ButI got in first.] Q5 Whatis the importance of family members on either side after a marriage? A5 Chauhan Babu Nath,8h Twoelders were talking in a park. First:- I have a granddaughter, she is eligible for marriage... she has done BEd, isworking, height is - 5"2 inches... she is beautiful. Ifyou have any boy in mind, please let me know. Second:- What kind of family does your granddaughter want...?? First:- Nothing special.. Just the boy should have done ME/M.TECH, own house, car,have AC in the house, have own garden, good job, good salary, about lakhs ofrupees. be up to... Second:-And something else... First:-Yes the most important thing.. oneshould be alone..There should not be parents, brothers and sisters. Whatis that, fights happen... Theeyes of the second elder filled with tears and then, wiping his tears, he said- One of my friends has a grandson, he has no brothers and sisters, his parentsdied in an accident, he has a good job, a salary of Rs. 1.5 lakh, a car, abungalow, and servants. Is.. First:-Then make the relationship permanent.. Second:- But that boy also has thesame condition that the girl also should not have parents, brothers, sisters orany relative... Hechoked up while saying this. Thenhe said: - If your family commits suicide then things can be resolved... Yourgranddaughter will get married to him and she will be very happy... First:- What nonsense is this, why should our family commit suicide.. Who will bewith him and with him tomorrow in his happiness and sorrow... Second:- Wow my friend, one's own family is a family and others have nothing... Myfriend, explain the importance of family to your children, the elders of thehouse and the younger ones of the house are important for their loved ones...otherwise human beings. The importance of happiness and sorrow will beforgotten, life will become dull... The former elders were extremely embarrassed. Couldn'tsay anything... Friends, if there is family then everyhappiness in life seems happy, if there is no family then...With whom will you share your happiness andsorrow..!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/1783747743.3494613.1714489784940%40mail.yahoo.com.
