CULTURAL QA 08202423
Topic-Jokes/General Base Quora QA- Compiled
My note- 3 jokes and 2 small incidents for time pass reader of iyer123
group. I hope Mr Rajaram may not have much to load his trash as response
I am sorry- Mr Rajaram does not know how to respond to a posting. He simply
blames me personally and loads least related trash either to my Cultural QA
or for my temple posting which are compilations.
I lost my patience by skipping through his most unethical reactions and
hence this note. I am sure he will respond with trash personally attacking
me. I am least bothered by him.
I do not know how many read his trash as reactions to my postings.
I never responds to his forwards, which not even mentions so . I can point
out at least 20-25 mistakes in each of his forwards, not mentioning as
forward by him.
I lost my tolerance and hence this note.
Gopalakrishnan 23-08-2024
KR The joker is at his overflowing idiot liquid state, unaware to
accept or to deny authentically, his is that thrash and not mine. The
blindfolded having writ tonnes of garbage, thinking that time passers are
there, having vocvations, does not check any data but simply [plagiarise
and fixes at 8 PM to 9 PM from India. Even timepassers might have slept by
that time. Or seeing some TV shows. He knew the purpose of his posting;
tyhrashes 24 by 7 by CP televisin. If fed up why write this length? And
though I dont consider jokes as any material as people may p[ost anything
as joke and it is in between the reader and the poster. As today at the end
a blonde microwave joke; and i do not know how many understood that joke
and atleast made a Madonna. Writing is a right; but better writing is an
uagna. As a writer is responsible for effective module which is atleast a
fact; as truth is incomprehensible for G. He htinks if some source is
mentioned it is authentis; No sir; even source must be authentic. One shall
read exhaustively to arrive at a conclusion that what is he releasing is
really a matter which will be useful not only within his well of Iyer123
but also for anyone will be reading even after a decade. What is the use of
riting all mistakes?’ he shall authenticate it as error and coorections as
I do; his fallacy is always “oh Jejus, He does not know what is he doing”;
if its erraneous and if he authenticates it with solutions of text also
that is really reflecting his readership; without it it is a hoarse; AND IF
ITS ERRANEOUS IT MUST BE MY WRITING; IF IT IS FVORWARD, HOW CAN I HAVE THE
ERROR- RESPONSIBILITY?; BUT HIS DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS PECULIAR; IF IT IS HIS
MISTAKE WHEN i POINT IT OUT HE WOULD HE HAS ONLY COMPILED; BUT IF IT IS A
FORWARD AS HE THINKS AND RECORDS, THEN HOW AM I RESPONSIBLE? NO ONE CAN
HAVE THE CAKE AND EAT IT TO. Phycological aberrations of Gopalkrishnan.
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Q1 What was your strange experience in Iran?
KR Writer and compiler are novice; 1st time traveller and wants non
travellers to be taken off-guarded. Many of us must be aware Dostavsky
Russian author novels where these things are narrated and many Jewish
writes up also; iran is tha last nation; {it is not a thrash sir as that of
yours}
“Ecstasy is a glassful of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth.” (old
jewish quote}
It’s Day 2 of Hanukkah and Day 7 for our 25 Days of Tea Giving. (jewish
scripture}
The tradition of tea and sugar is fascinating and one I wasn’t familiar
with. Many Russian and Eastern European Jewish immigrants drank their tea
by sipping it from glasses through a piece of sugar held between the
teeth. It’s even mentioned by Dostoevsky in Crime and Punishment, as
“sucking tea …through the sugar.”
Evidently many Russian Jews also practiced the Flaming Tea Ceremony during
the “Festival of Lights” with each person dipping a cube of sugar into
brandy and placing it on a teaspoon. Each person stands in line with their
alcohol-soaked cube and its set on fire creating a glow. Holiday songs are
sung and then one by one, each person drops their flaming cube of sugar
into a glass of tea.
A bit more dangerous than just sucking tea through sugar but still a
fascinating Eastern European Jewish Tradition.
The importance of the sugar cube with tea isn’t limited to holidays like
Hanukkah either. Evidently its been addressed by religious authorities and
according to the Orthodox Union’s Web site, it discusses what is or isn’t
permitted to eat or drink before davening (prayer) on Sabbath morning and
that putting a sugar cube in the mouth is actually permitted. I just read
recently a story told by the late Joseph Murphy, a former chancellor of the
City University of New York about drinking tea through a sugar cube:
“Wanting to emulate the older man, little Joseph, on his grandfather’s lap,
asked for a piece of sugar. The grandfather invited him to share the piece
held between his own teeth, and cautioned him to take no more than half. In
this way, [Murphy said], he was taught a lesson in tea drinking, a lesson
in kissing and a lesson in yoysher (fairness), all at the same time.”
Regardless of the tradition (The English and Afternoon tea; The Japanese
Tea Ceremony; Chinese/Taiwanese Gong Fu style of drinking tea; The Flaming
Sugar Tradition) tea drinking is a way to connect, share and communicate.
It offers a time of reflection with oneself and others.
Tea is the drink of choice in Iran; it is served for breakfast, lunch and
dinner and throughout the day. Tea found its way to Iran from India in the
18th century and soon became its national drink. Seeds from India were
planted and cultivated in northern Iran, today millions of people work in
the tea industry.
IN TURKEY YOUY HAVE TO PLACE UNDER THE TONGUE WHILE DRINKING TEA.
GOPALAKRISHNAN DOES NOT THINK HOW A SUGAR CUBE WILL AS SUCH WITHOUT MELTING
WILL STAY BECAUSE HIS THINKING LEVEL IS BELOW PAR:
The sugar Persian people hold in their *mouth is called qand and is quite
different from* the ordinary sugar cubes … it doesn’t melt immediately, it
is like a sort of hard candy that is lasting as long as there is tea in the
cup. It comes in different shapes, mainly triangular and cube, but also as
flat rectangles, especially the home made ones. There is a variety of
types: the plain one, sugar with cinnamon, or saffron, or lemon, …
The Persian tea is a black tea (they like it strong) with saffron and
usually no milk at all. Try it, it is delicious: just choose one black tea
such as Ceylon or Assam, while you are steeping it add a very little bit of
the same saffron you use in the kitchen for cooking, that’s it ;)
(SIR IT IS NOT ATHRASH AS THAT OF YOURS) K RAJARAM IRS
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Q4 What is the most profound life lesson that you have ever learned,
and how has it changed you?
KR Its good some californian kid from forest burning around C A learnt
Life is regenerative!! But why Gopalkrishnan a Hindu Brahmin Iyer 123
cannot teach that guy or lady, what is birth? Or as Nachiketa felt death
is another way of rebirth? Because time passers do not know it even if 90
tears they become. For those feeling awesome at an elephant at 80+ , all
the chank blown fall in deaf years. Nor only forest burning and ice falling
show the regenerative lessons, but also an ANT. It drags a small bit; falls
down often. But makes all effort to drag more than its weight;
relentlessly’ Regeneration if not there Darwin theory falls. One man’s
food is another man’s poison; but G thoughts are purely his poison.
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Q5 Can you tell a good blonde joke?
KR Gopalakrishnan is an idiot who does not know wha\t is he doing;
often carried away by awesome and jargon without understanding how he is at
80+ insulting the society but will accuse others, hiding his frailty. What
is really a blonde joke? All can know but specially devotees of G pl note:
(SIR IT IS NOT A THRASH)
Blonde joke
Blonde jokes are a joke cycle based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman.
These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a
form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be
derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests
about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive
(such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri).
In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated
since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups
changed. (GENERALLY STUPID ONLY DO)
Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their
subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex
girl jokes.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in
a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her supposed
promiscuity and/or lack of intelligence, cluelessness and clumsiness. The
blonde of the joke is often placed in an unusual situation with a brunette
or redhead.
The emergence of a class of meta-jokes about blondes ("meta-blonde jokes",
i.e., jokes about blonde jokes) is noted. In a typical plot of this type a
blonde complains about the unfairness of the stereotype propagated by
blonde jokes, with a punch line actually reinforcing the stereotype. An
example is about a blonde objecting to a ventriloquist act packed with
sexist jokes about blondes:
Blonde: "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you that
keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and
from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general, and all in the name of humor!"
Ventriloquist: "I'm sorry ma'am but..."
Blonde: "You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little idiot on
your knee."
The British Essex girl joke, very similar in content, became popular in the
late 1980s; it satirises working-class girls from the county of Essex.
Like all humour based on stereotypes, blonde jokes are considered offensive
to many people, particularly blonde women
Blonde jokes have been criticized as sexist by several authors, largely
because the target is invariably dimwitted, female and sexually promiscuous.
Good luck to have read blonds jokes @ KADI in Tamil, repetitive jokes and
articles of Gopalakrishnan
K RAJARAM IRS 23824
On Fri, 23 Aug 2024 at 08:51, Gopala Krishnan <[email protected]> wrote:
> CULTURAL QA 08-2024-23
>
> Topic-Jokes/General Base Quora QA- Compiled
>
> My note- 3 jokes and 2 small incidents for time pass reader of iyer123
> group. I hope Mr Rajaram may not have much to load his trash as response
>
> I am sorry- Mr Rajaram does not know how to respond to a posting. He
> simply blames me personally and loads least related trash either to my
> Cultural QA or for my temple posting which are compilations.
>
> I lost my patience by skipping through his most unethical reactions and
> hence this note. I am sure he will respond with trash personally
> attacking me. I am least bothered by him.
>
> I do not know how many read his trash as reactions to my postings.
>
> I never responds to his forwards, which not even mentions so . I can
> point out at least 20-25 mistakes in each of his forwards, not mentioning
> as forward by him.
>
> I lost my tolerance and hence this note.
>
> Gopalakrishnan 23-08-2024
>
> Q1 What was your strange experience in Iran?
>
> A1 Louis Morley, 23h
>
> While staying at a hotel in Iran, I sat down to enjoy breakfast and poured
> myself a cup of tea. As I reached for the sugar, I realized it wasn't on
> the table, so I asked the waiter for some. Expecting the usual crushed
> sugar I've always used, I was surprised when he returned with small cubes
> of sugar instead.
>
> Thinking nothing of it, I dropped a cube into my tea and began stirring,
> waiting for it to dissolve. But despite my efforts, the cube remained
> intact, and my tea started to cool.
>
> That’s when someone nearby explained that I was supposed to keep the
> sugar cube in my mouth and sip the tea over it. This was completely new
> to me, and I could never quite get used to it, even though I kept asking
> for crushed sugar, which never came.
>
> I’m not sure if this is a tradition specific to Iran, but it certainly
> caught me off guard to learn that sugar is meant to go directly into your
> mouth instead of your tea.
>
> That said, I loved my visit to Iran—it's a truly amazing place.
>
> Q2 Can you tell a good joke which could make me laugh?
>
> A2 Gaietta L.1y
>
> An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.
>
> ...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He
> turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn't even
> see me."
>
> Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonest Aussie, bro. I will
> show you the honest way and still get the same result."
>
> The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says, "Bro, I want to
> show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comes over. The Maori asks
> him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maori eats it. He asks
> for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well.
>
> The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?"
>
> The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets."
>
> Q3 What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think
> about to this day?
>
> A3 Joseph Harhay,12h
>
> Indiana Jones is looking for a fabled artifact that reportedly grants a
> wish. He spent years searching though old scrolls and listening to natives.
>
> He final finds the cave where the artifact supposedly was stored. He works
> his way through the maze of tunnels and traps and finally reaches his goal.
> It is a statue of a chubby little man with a huge butt.
>
> He examines the statue and finds an inscription. He starts to work on a
> translation.
>
> After hours he has it: “Rub my buttocks and you will be granted your first
> wish.”
>
> He starts to rub, and rub, and rub. Finally, the statue expels the largest
> and loudest fart he has ever heard. The room turned dark and he could
> barely breathe. As he begins to pass out he moans “get me out of here.”
>
> Q4 What is the most profound life lesson that you have ever learned,
> and how has it changed you?
>
> A4 Brenda Mahler,17h
>
> Life is regenerative.
>
> Almost exactly one year ago, we sat on a dirt road and watched this. The
> wildfire behind our home wasn’t threatening our property, but it was
> frightening close to neighbours. As the smoke filled the sky, I began to
> mourn the loss of hundred-year-old pine trees, lush wildlife habitat, and
> the fact that the destructive force of a wildfire was devouring everything
> in its path.
>
> It didn’t take long before planes carrying retardant covered the area
> with the red substance to slow the advancement of the flames. Then two
> helicopters carrying buckets began to bomb the area with water. The brown
> smoke mixed with the white steam encouraged us that the devastation could
> be contained and controlled.
>
> This summer we rode our ATVs to the burn area and were amazed to see the
> new growth in the area. Sure, there are black remains of trees and singed
> shrubs but pushing out of the ground are fresh green sprigs. The heat
> from the fire cracked seeds and prompted germination as well as released
> seed pods. The fertile bed of ash became a breeding ground for new growth.
>
> The fire thinned out the old and overgrown vegetation and allowed many
> nutrients to recycle back into the soil. Seedlings appeared and showed
> vibrant growth because after the fires more sunlight and water became
> accessible. The new growth is a source of food for many animals and the
> holes in logs and trees offers habitat for animals seeking shelter.
>
> It is difficult to let go of anything that brings joy. That’s why when
> someone we love passes away, we mourn our loss. Taking time to accept a
> loss is necessary because like the forest, until we begin to heal, new life
> is restricted and stifled. When Dad passed away, it was difficult to accept
> his absence. I felt that something was missing on holidays and during
> family gatherings and in fact there was. To be honest, I still fill the
> loss.
>
> However, new people have joined our traditions and new traditions have
> developed. Each new personality adds color to our environment providing new
> opportunities for growth, offering safe places, and growing into
> relationships that provide inspiration and love.
>
> This year the cabin property is surrounded by fires as evidenced by the
> image below. The pink X marks our general location. At this moment, there
> is little threat to our structure and hopefully, this will remain true.
> However,
> I’ve found peace knowing that life is regenerative.
>
> It is sad to watch the fires burning and my heart is heavy knowing many
> people will be impacted by the flames. However, remembering that after the
> snow flies, melts and spring arrives the ground will rejuvenate,
> revitalize, restore, and refresh itself offers hope - new life will sprout.
>
> Q5 Can you tell a good blonde joke?
>
> A5 A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the
> salesmen: "I want that tv."
>
> A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I
> want that tv."
>
> The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
>
> So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll
> take that tv."
>
> Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
>
> So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want
> that tv."
>
> But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
>
> Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a
> blonde?!" she asked.
>
> The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
>
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