Mr Rajaram, It is shameful an IRS retired has such a poor vocabulary and expression with a lot of typing and grammatical mistakes. If I make an example , even a S S L C passed student will type better. I never thought such a baseless reaction will be coming from you. First of all you do not have humor sense. It will never come to you. In the blond joke, she points a microwave oven and ask for that "TV". In your hurry you don't read fully what is written. Other than you no body in the earth will go for definition of blonde joke. Mr Rajaram, try to understand a joke.
Regarding temple postings, are you making a response to the information told. You simply load least related trash. You please go through the trash every day you react for the postings. I am made to remember-Malayalam saying- A Person replies green gram five measures for a query- How many measures of rice. I have never seen a single member writing appreciating your so called additions as corrections. As a compiler, I present the information compiled. Expanding to 70 pages is never a response. Only wicked persons will copy paste 70 pages for a 10 page posting. Your personal attacks are very bad. In each and every copy paste I can point out 20-25 mistakes by just going through them. I am simply ignoring you. Why you come behind me with irritating statements. Every time I have to remind- Because of your wicked reactions your postings are BARRED FROM PUBLISHING IN IYER123 GROUP Be a honest and cultured and learnt person. Mr Narayanaswamy , probably have some inconvenience, otherwise for each and every copy paste, he would have caught you for glaring blunter. Sorry Mr Rajaram, your behavior is far below an average member of a group. Probably you have no other job other than making copy paste 10-12 postings each of 50-60 pages. I have no time to argue, or react to your mails spoiling my day. Everybody knows you will never stop reacting, making the other person equally WICKED like you. If any five members respond positively to this mail, admiring you through group mail , it will be great. I will take excuse from you All members simply delete/mark your postings to SPAM. Gopakarishnan On Friday, 23 August, 2024 at 09:58:27 pm IST, Rajaram Krishnamurthy <[email protected]> wrote: CULTURAL QA 08202423 Topic-Jokes/General Base Quora QA- Compiled My note- 3 jokes and 2 small incidents for time pass reader of iyer123 group. I hope MrRajaram may not have much to load his trash as response I am sorry- Mr Rajaram does not know how to respond to aposting. He simply blames me personally and loads least related trash either tomy Cultural QA or for my temple posting which are compilations. I lost my patience by skipping through his most unethicalreactions and hence this note. I am sure he will respond with trash personallyattacking me. I am least bothered by him. I do not know how many read his trash as reactions to my postings. I never responds to his forwards, which not even mentionsso . I can point out at least 20-25 mistakes in each of his forwards, notmentioning as forward by him. I lost my tolerance and hence this note. Gopalakrishnan 23-08-2024 KR The jokeris at his overflowing idiot liquid state, unaware to accept or to denyauthentically, his is that thrash and not mine. The blindfolded having writtonnes of garbage, thinking that time passers are there, having vocvations, doesnot check any data but simply [plagiarise and fixes at 8 PM to 9 PM from India.Even timepassers might have slept by that time. Or seeing some TV shows. Heknew the purpose of his posting; tyhrashes 24 by 7 by CP televisin. If fed upwhy write this length? And though I dont consider jokes as any material as peoplemay p[ost anything as joke and it is in between the reader and the poster. Astoday at the end a blonde microwave joke; and i do not know how many understoodthat joke and atleast made a Madonna. Writing is a right; but better writing isan uagna. As a writer is responsible for effective module which is atleast a fact;as truth is incomprehensible for G. He htinks if some source is mentioned it isauthentis; No sir; even source must be authentic. One shall read exhaustivelyto arrive at a conclusion that what is he releasing is really a matter whichwill be useful not only within his well of Iyer123 but also for anyone will bereading even after a decade. What is the use of riting all mistakes?’ he shallauthenticate it as error and coorections as I do; his fallacy is always “ohJejus, He does not know what is he doing”; if its erraneous and if heauthenticates it with solutions of text also that is really reflecting hisreadership; without it it is a hoarse; AND IF ITS ERRANEOUS IT MUST BE MY WRITING;IF IT IS FVORWARD, HOW CAN I HAVE THE ERROR- RESPONSIBILITY?; BUT HISDICTIONARY IS ALWAYS PECULIAR; IF IT IS HIS MISTAKE WHEN i POINT IT OUT HEWOULD HE HAS ONLY COMPILED; BUT IF IT IS A FORWARD AS HE THINKS AND RECORDS,THEN HOW AM I RESPONSIBLE? NO ONE CAN HAVE THE CAKE AND EAT IT TO. Phycologicalaberrations of Gopalkrishnan. ----------------------------------------------- Q1 What wasyour strange experience in Iran? KR Writerand compiler are novice; 1st time traveller and wants non travellersto be taken off-guarded. Many of us must be aware Dostavsky Russian authornovels where these things are narrated and many Jewish writes up also; iran istha last nation; {it is not a thrash sir as that of yours} “Ecstasy is a glassful of tea and a piece of sugar in themouth.” (old jewish quote} It’s Day 2 of Hanukkah and Day 7 for our 25 Days of TeaGiving. (jewish scripture} The tradition of tea and sugar is fascinating and one Iwasn’t familiar with. Many Russian and Eastern European Jewish immigrants dranktheir tea by sipping it from glasses through a piece of sugar held between theteeth. It’s even mentioned by Dostoevskyin Crime and Punishment, as “sucking tea …through the sugar.” Evidently many Russian Jews also practiced the Flaming TeaCeremony during the “Festival of Lights” with each person dipping a cube ofsugar into brandy and placing it on a teaspoon. Each person stands in line withtheir alcohol-soaked cube and its set on fire creating a glow. Holiday songsare sung and then one by one, each person drops their flaming cube of sugarinto a glass of tea. A bit more dangerous than just sucking tea through sugarbut still a fascinating Eastern European Jewish Tradition. The importance of the sugar cube with tea isn’t limited toholidays like Hanukkah either. Evidently its been addressed by religiousauthorities and according to the Orthodox Union’s Web site, it discusses whatis or isn’t permitted to eat or drink before davening (prayer) on Sabbathmorning and that putting a sugar cube in the mouth is actually permitted. Ijust read recently a story told by the late Joseph Murphy, a former chancellor of the CityUniversity of New York about drinking tea through a sugar cube: “Wanting to emulate the older man, little Joseph, on hisgrandfather’s lap, asked for a piece of sugar. The grandfather invited him toshare the piece held between his own teeth, and cautioned him to take no morethan half. In this way, [Murphy said], he was taught a lesson in tea drinking,a lesson in kissing and a lesson in yoysher (fairness), all at the same time.” Regardless of the tradition (The English and Afternoontea; The Japanese Tea Ceremony; Chinese/Taiwanese Gong Fu style of drinkingtea; The Flaming Sugar Tradition) tea drinking is a way to connect, share andcommunicate. It offers a time of reflection with oneself and others. Tea is the drink ofchoice in Iran; it is served for breakfast, lunch and dinner and throughout theday. Tea found its way to Iran from India in the 18th century and soon becameits national drink. Seeds from India were planted and cultivated in northernIran, today millions of people work in the tea industry. IN TURKEY YOUY HAVE TO PLACE UNDER THE TONGUE WHILEDRINKING TEA. GOPALAKRISHNAN DOES NOT THINK HOW A SUGAR CUBE WILL AS SUCHWITHOUT MELTING WILL STAY BECAUSE HIS THINKING LEVEL IS BELOW PAR: The sugar Persian people hold in their mouth is called qand and is quitedifferent from the ordinary sugar cubes … it doesn’t meltimmediately, it is like a sort of hard candy that is lasting as long as thereis tea in the cup. It comes in different shapes, mainly triangular and cube,but also as flat rectangles, especially the home made ones. There is a varietyof types: the plain one, sugar with cinnamon, or saffron, or lemon, … The Persian tea is a black tea (they like it strong) withsaffron and usually no milk at all. Try it, it is delicious: just choose oneblack tea such as Ceylon or Assam, while you are steeping it add a very littlebit of the same saffron you use in the kitchen for cooking, that’s it ;) (SIR IT IS NOT ATHRASHAS THAT OF YOURS) K RAJARAM IRS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q4 What is themost profound life lesson that you have ever learned, and how has it changedyou? KR Its good some californian kid from forestburning around C A learnt Life is regenerative!! But why Gopalkrishnan a Hindu Brahmin Iyer123 cannot teach that guy or lady, what is birth? Or as Nachiketa felt death is another way ofrebirth? Because time passers do notknow it even if 90 tears they become. For those feeling awesome at an elephantat 80+ , all the chank blown fall in deaf years. Nor only forest burning andice falling show the regenerative lessons, but also an ANT. It drags a small bit;falls down often. But makes all effort to drag more than its weight; relentlessly’ Regenerationif not there Darwin theory falls. One man’s food is another man’s poison; but Gthoughts are purely his poison. ------------------------------------------------------------- Q5 Can youtell a good blonde joke? KR Gopalakrishnan is an idiot who does not know wha\t is he doing; oftencarried away by awesome and jargon without understanding how he is at 80+insulting the society but will accuse others, hiding his frailty. What isreally a blonde joke? All can know but specially devotees of G pl note: (SIR ITIS NOT A THRASH) Blonde joke Blonde jokes are a jokecycle based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blondehair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are merevariants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groupsthat would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involvingCarabinieri). In some cases, jokes aboutstereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenthcentury with only the wording and targeted groups changed. (GENERALLY STUPIDONLY DO) Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype theirsubjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essexgirl jokes. Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blondeplacing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight hersupposed promiscuity and/or lack of intelligence, cluelessness and clumsiness.The blonde of the joke is often placed in an unusual situation with a brunetteor redhead. The emergence of a class of meta-jokes about blondes("meta-blonde jokes", i.e., jokes about blonde jokes) is noted. In atypical plot of this type a blonde complains about the unfairness of thestereotype propagated by blonde jokes, with a punch line actually reinforcingthe stereotype. An example is about a blonde objecting to a ventriloquist actpacked with sexist jokes about blondes: Blonde: "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blondejokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does thecolor of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s menlike you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in thecommunity and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and menlike you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, butwomen in general, and all in the name of humor!" Ventriloquist: "I'm sorry ma'am but..." Blonde: "You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking tothat little idiot on your knee." The British Essex girl joke, very similar in content,became popular in the late 1980s; it satirises working-class girls from thecounty of Essex. Like all humour basedon stereotypes, blonde jokes are considered offensive to many people,particularly blonde women Blonde jokes have beencriticized as sexist by several authors, largely because the target isinvariably dimwitted, female and sexually promiscuous. Good luck to have read blonds jokes @ KADI in Tamil,repetitive jokes and articles of Gopalakrishnan K RAJARAM IRS 23824 On Fri, 23 Aug 2024 at 08:51, Gopala Krishnan <[email protected]> wrote: CULTURAL QA08-2024-23 Topic-Jokes/General Base Quora QA-Compiled My note- 3 jokes and 2 small incidents fortime pass reader of iyer123 group. Ihope Mr Rajaram may not have much to load his trash as response I am sorry- Mr Rajaram does not know how torespond to a posting. He simply blames me personally and loads leastrelated trash either to my Cultural QA or for my temple posting which are compilations. I lost my patience by skipping through his most unethical reactionsand hence this note. I am sure he will respond with trash personally attacking me. I am least bothered by him. I do not know how many read his trash as reactions to my postings. I never responds tohis forwards, which not even mentions so . I can pointout at least 20-25 mistakes in each of his forwards, not mentioning as forward by him. I lost my toleranceand hence this note. Gopalakrishnan23-08-2024 Q1 What was your strange experience inIran? A1 LouisMorley, 23h While staying at a hotel in Iran, I sat down to enjoybreakfast and poured myself a cup of tea. As I reached for the sugar, Irealized it wasn't on the table, so I asked the waiter for some. Expecting theusual crushed sugar I've always used, I was surprised when he returned withsmall cubes of sugar instead. Thinking nothing of it, I dropped a cube into my tea andbegan stirring, waiting for it to dissolve. But despite my efforts, the cuberemained intact, and my tea started to cool. That’s when someone nearby explained that I was supposed to keep thesugar cube in my mouth and sip the tea over it. This was completely newto me, and I could never quite get used to it, even though I kept asking forcrushed sugar, which never came. I’m not sure ifthis is a tradition specific to Iran, but it certainly caught me off guard to learn that sugaris meant to go directly into your mouth instead of your tea. That said, I loved my visit to Iran—it's a truly amazingplace. Q2 Can you tell a good joke which could makeme laugh? A2 Gaietta L.1y An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery. ...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them intohis pocket. He turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? Theowner didn't even see me." Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonestAussie, bro. I will show you the honest way and still get the sameresult." The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says,"Bro, I want to show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comesover. The Maori asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maorieats it. He asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eatsit as well. The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets." Q3 What is the funniest joke you've beentold that you still think about to this day? A3 JosephHarhay,12h Indiana Jones is looking for a fabled artifact thatreportedly grants a wish. He spent years searching though old scrolls andlistening to natives. He final finds the cave where the artifact supposedly wasstored. He works his way through the maze of tunnels and traps and finallyreaches his goal. It is a statue of a chubby little man with a huge butt. He examines the statue and finds an inscription. He startsto work on a translation. After hours he hasit: “Rub my buttocks and you will be granted your first wish.” He starts to rub, and rub, and rub. Finally, the statueexpels the largest and loudest fart he has ever heard. The room turned dark andhe could barely breathe. Ashe begins to pass out he moans “get me out of here.” Q4 What is the most profound life lessonthat you have ever learned, and how has it changed you? A4 BrendaMahler,17h Life is regenerative. Almost exactly one year ago, we sat on a dirt road andwatched this. The wildfirebehind our home wasn’t threatening our property, but it was frightening close to neighbours. As the smoke filled thesky, I began to mourn the loss of hundred-year-old pine trees, lush wildlifehabitat, and the fact that the destructive force of a wildfire was devouringeverything in its path. It didn’t take long before planes carrying retardant covered the area with the redsubstance to slow the advancement of the flames. Then two helicopterscarrying buckets began to bomb the area with water. The brown smoke mixed withthe white steam encouraged us that the devastation could be contained andcontrolled. This summer we rode our ATVs to the burn area and were amazed to see the new growth inthe area. Sure, there are black remains of trees and singed shrubs butpushing out of the ground are freshgreen sprigs. The heat from the fire cracked seeds and promptedgermination as well as released seed pods. The fertile bed of ash became a breeding ground for newgrowth. The fire thinnedout the old and overgrown vegetation and allowed many nutrients to recycle back into the soil.Seedlings appeared and showed vibrant growth because after the fires moresunlight and water became accessible. The new growth is a source of food for many animals and the holes inlogs and trees offers habitat for animals seeking shelter. It is difficult to let go of anything that brings joy.That’s why when someone we love passes away, we mourn our loss. Taking time toaccept a loss is necessary because like the forest, until we begin to heal, newlife is restricted and stifled. When Dad passed away, it was difficult toaccept his absence. I felt that something was missing on holidays and duringfamily gatherings and in fact there was. To be honest, I still fill the loss. However, new people have joined our traditions and newtraditions have developed. Each new personality adds color to our environmentproviding new opportunities for growth, offering safe places, and growing intorelationships that provide inspiration and love. This year the cabin property is surrounded by fires asevidenced by the image below. The pink X marks our general location. At thismoment, there is little threat to our structure and hopefully, this will remaintrue. However, I’ve foundpeace knowing that life is regenerative. It is sad to watch the fires burning and my heart is heavyknowing many people will be impacted by the flames. However, remembering thatafter the snow flies, melts and spring arrives the ground will rejuvenate,revitalize, restore, and refresh itself offers hope - new life will sprout. Q5 Can you tell a good blonde joke? A5 A blondewalked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want thattv." A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to thesalesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell toblondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brownand said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell toblondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed blackand said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell toblondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it!How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. 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