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Consider it my way of saying, "What were you thinking!?" ~*~ Have you ever noticed, in the store, all the blouses, by galore; with nothing for your seat but to show your chunky cheeks? Maybe you've checked out bottoms, with pockets and a lot of 'em. You might be looking sly, if only you were a guy. Then, there's those on the rear; wide flaps that none can steer. They sure look good to you, but broaden everyone's view. Better save Capri's for the tall. Otherwise, you have no leg left at all. To choose the full length view, a sweaty summer awaits you. Though, my biggest complaint is that slinky little date whose clothes she poured right in. Hey, you! Wipe that silly grin. I suppose it should be funny that stores don't want my money. However, it's a lot more fun jeering at those who didn't run. But, whatever you're selling today, in the mall or in the mini, I'll take one of those ~ when I get size 'skinny'. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Joyce C. 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