Epic F-A-I-L

On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 4:26 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:

>  I like that scene in Eightball where the PE coach is mad at the kids and
> says - "You're as useless as a football bat!"
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> From: Jason Service <[email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 1:24 pm
> Subject: Re: [The Unique Geek] Re: Girls Gone Geek
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>  you are irrevocably damaged Si, there is no amount of Si-Tai that can fix
> you. I'm sorry i have had to be the one to tell you. If you hurry up and
> make some sort of football reference, you may be able to regain some modicum
> of respect, but no guarantees.
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> On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 4:11 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> I'm sure I read them because I wanted to know what the fuss was about.
>> There was a girl in school reading them, and they were on my mother's book
>> shelf, and I thought it was a great opportunity to discover some secrets and
>> have an excuse to talk to the girl.  A twin killing!  They were wildly
>> over-written:
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>> Our father was perfect. He stood six feet two, weighed 180 pounds, and his
>> hair was thick and flaxen blond, and waved just enough to be perfect; his
>> eyes were cerulean blue and they sparkled with laughter, with his great zest
>> for living and having fun. His nose was straight and neither too long nor
>> too narrow, nor too thick. He played tennis and golf like a pro and swam so
>> much he kept a suntan all through the year. He was always dashing off on
>> airplanes to California, to Florida, to Arizona, or to Hawaii, or even
>> abroad on business, while we were left at home in the care of our mother.
>> When he came through the front door late on Friday afternoons -- every
>> Friday afternoon (he said he couldn't bear to be separated from us for
>> longer than five days) -- even if it were raining or snowing, the sun shone
>> when he beamed his broad, happy smile on us.
>> His booming greeting rang out as soon as he put down his suitcase and
>> briefcase. "Come greet me with kisses if you love me!"
>>
>>  Don't know why I was allowed to walk around school carrying them.
>> Petals in the Wind!  I just remembered!  Swear I didn't look it up!
>>
>>  -----Original Message-----
>> From: Erika <[email protected]>
>> To: The Unique Geek <[email protected]>
>>   Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 1:02 pm
>> Subject: [The Unique Geek] Re: Girls Gone Geek
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>> Didn't they warp you forever?! I remember reading one of those books
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>> on the bus and thinking, "I really shouldn't be rooting for Catherine
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>> to live happily ever after with her brother." I read some excerpts
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>> recently, and the writing is pure comedy gold.
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>> On Dec 9, 3:32 pm, [email protected] wrote:
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>> >  I think we're all better off if I don't read it.  I think that's win/win.
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>> > I read Flowers in the Attic, though!  And If There Be Thorns!  And the 
>> > other
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>> one!  Seeds something? Incest Weeds or something?
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>> > -----Original Message-----
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>> > From: Erika <[email protected]>
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>> > To: The Unique Geek <[email protected]>
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>> > Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 12:27 pm
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>> > Subject: [The Unique Geek] Re: Girls Gone Geek
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>> > You're off the hook Ravenface, if for no other reason than I say so!
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>> > Thank you so much for the blog love, one and all.
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>> > As someone who writes for a living, I'd be lying if I said I didn't
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>> > have problems with certain elements of the books. As Vanessa knows, I
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>> > couldn't even get through "Breaking Dawn" because of Bella's grating
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>> > inner monologue. And yet, I think Twihards have been unfairly
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>> > stereotyped as nutty soccer moms and airhead girls with low self-
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>> > esteem. There's nothing wrong with not liking the books, but the
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>> > bashing seems to be a knee-jerk reaction in some corners. I mean, I
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>> > hate R. Kelly's music passionately, but I've listened to enough of his
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>> > songs to form an opinion.
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>> > If you want to read some truly godawful fiction with a young adult
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>> > following, look no further than V.C. Andrews' "Flowers in the Attic"
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>> > series, which was huge during my tween days.
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>> > On Dec 9, 11:51 am, [email protected] wrote:
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>> > >  Right.  Read excerpts, of which there are many, flipped through actual
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>> book.
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>> >  Couldn't stand it, but I'm not fourteen or a trisomie.  You can also get 
>> > half
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>> > of the text from reading tattoos on myspace.
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>> > > Very different situation than with Harry Potter, Meyer can't write, but 
>> > > that
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>> > Rowling chick could put a sentence together but couldn't plot to save her
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>> wand.
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>> >  Boy, that would have been an easy job, "editing" those last few Potter 
>> > books.
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>> >  You just take what she turns in, don't look at it, send it to the 
>> > printers,
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>> > roll back over and set the alarm for payday.  Criminal!
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>> > > Regardless, don't dislike Twilight fans, don't hate Meyer, just don't 
>> > > want
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>> > anything to do with it.  We need a geek word for conscientious objector.
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>>  Like,
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>> > I'm a conscientious objector with the new Dr. Who.  When I saw the one 
>> > where
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>> the
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>> > earth thinks happy thoughts to save a Yoda-ized Doctor, I was out for good.
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>> > > What are some good ideas for that?  That's a postworthy topic, right?  
>> > > Like,
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>> > there was that great thread about popular things we never got around to
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>> reading.
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>> >  What was that called, geek sins?  What about things you've rejected but 
>> > don't
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>> > hate?
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>> > > Conscientious Obgeektor?  Something better, please.
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>> > > -----Original Message-----
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>> > > From: Cary Preston <[email protected]>
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>> > > To: [email protected]
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>> > > Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 8:37 am
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>> > > Subject: Re: [The Unique Geek] Re: Girls Gone Geek
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>> > > I couldn't get past just reading excerpts. It's typical fan fiction
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>> > > stuff on a much larger scale.
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>> > > On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 10:48 AM, Jason Service <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> > > > where are the doctors when we need them?
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>> > > > On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 10:34 AM, Todd Elliott <[email protected]> 
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>> > > >> So you've determined the twilight books are not well written, but 
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>> > > >> never read them?
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>> > > >> I've read them, and they are poorly written.  The second book was 300
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>> > > >> pages of crap, 50 pages of action, and then 50 more pages of crap.
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>> > > >> Todd Elliott
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>> > > >> [email protected]
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>> > > >>http://www.theuniquegeek.com/
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>> > > >>http://www.google.com/profiles/thelliott
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>> > > >> On Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 10:05 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> > > >>> Yes, it (the twilight article) was well-written...unlike the Twilight
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>> > > >>> books.  But, as the article pointed out, there's no arguing their
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>> > > >>> I guess I'm in that camp of people who don't hate the Twihards.  I 
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>> > > >>> the phenomenon is cute, and I'm glad they've found something to be
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>> > > >>> passionate about.  But...I will never read them.  It's like one of 
>> > > >>> those
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>> > > >>> pizza toppings I don't order.  I don't blame people for liking
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>> anchovies.
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>> > > >>> You go ahead an eat all the anchovies you like, and god bless you, 
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>> > those
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>> > > >>> salty bitches aren't going into my mouth.
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>> > > >>> So, I'm a non-hater who will never be a participant as opposed to a
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>> hater
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>> > > >>> who wants no one else to participate or a non-hater who becomes a 
>> > > >>> lover.
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>> > > >>> Ok!
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>> > > >>> Ravenface
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>> > > >>> -----Original Message-----
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>> > > >>> From: Vanessa <[email protected]>
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>> > > >>> To: The Unique Geek <[email protected]>
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>> > > >>> Sent: Tue, Dec 8, 2009 8:05 pm
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>> > > >>> Subject: [The Unique Geek] Re: Girls Gone Geek
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>> > > >>> Really?  No love Twilight love?  Well, can't say I am surprised.  Do
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>> > > >>> you at least thing the article was written well?
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>> > > >>> And, yes, the Wonder Woman and Vixen entries are quite delish.  Kudos
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>> > > >>> to the author.  My partner in crime ;-)
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>> > > >>> On Dec 8, 10:10 pm, [email protected] wrote:
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>> > > >>> >  Hey, I liked it.  Good voice.  Loved the Vixen entry.  Lost me 
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>> > > >>> Twilight!  Brought me back with the Lobo-bashing!  I'm in!
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>> > > >>> > From: Vanessa <[email protected]>
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>> > > >>> > To: The Unique Geek <[email protected]>
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>> > > >>> > Sent: Tue, Dec 8, 2009 9:55 am
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>> > > >>> > Subject: [The Unique Geek] Girls Gone Geek
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>> > > >>> > Check it out :-)
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>> > > >>> >http://girls-gone-geek.com/
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