Wow! Just because I forgot the :-) Maybe I should have added, leave you sense of humor at home!
2009/1/20 Chuck Harris <[email protected]>: > That is so ignorant I hardly know what to say! > > Why don't you just admit that you hate all Americans, and know > virtually nothing about the US? > > The biggest risk, to foreign visitors to the US, is pedestrian > accidents. We kill a lot of tourists, and a lot of inattentive > natives that way. UK tourists are at an extra disadvantage because > their training from birth tells them to look the wrong way for > US traffic. They look to the right for curb lane traffic, and > get hit from the left. > > -Chuck Harris > > Steve Rooke wrote: >> How about: >> >> Rabies shots. >> Body armor. >> Loads and loads of dosh. >> Websters dictionary. >> US to UK translator (those chappies have some strange banter, you know). >> Phone numbers of top quality lawyers (better put them on a retainer) >> Smog masks. >> Gaffa tape to tape your fingers crossed that nothing goes wrong. >> Remember, if you hear a bang, hit the deck. >> If you hear a voice say "freeze", don't move or you'll be shot. >> Milk of magnesia to combat the chili dogs. >> Don't turn on the tv or you may need mental health care. >> etc... >> > > _______________________________________________ > time-nuts mailing list -- [email protected] > To unsubscribe, go to https://www.febo.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/time-nuts > and follow the instructions there. > -- Steve Rooke - ZL3TUV & G8KVD & JAKDTTNW Omnium finis imminet _______________________________________________ time-nuts mailing list -- [email protected] To unsubscribe, go to https://www.febo.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/time-nuts and follow the instructions there.
