I received this joke today and given the current "you're a geezer of you remember" thread I just couldn't resist posting it.
Enjoy. >Age Attention Disorder > >I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD: > >Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder > >This is how it goes . . . > >I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail >on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. OK, I'm going to >the Post Office . . . > >BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the car >keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is >full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . . > >BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out. But since I'm going to be near the >mailbox, I'll address a few bills . . . Yes, Now where is the checkbook? >Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, >there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look >for those checks . . . > >BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to head for the >kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the flowers need a drink of water >because of the extreme heat. I put the cup on the counter and there's my >extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. > >What are they doing here? I'll just put them away . . . > >BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . . . > >Aaaagh!!! Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the >remote away and water the plants on my balcony . . . > >BUT FIRST I need to find those checks. > >END OF DAY: The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still on >the counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys . . . > >And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled >because . . . > >I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! > >I realize this condition is serious . . . > >I'd get help . . . > >BUT FIRST . . . I think I'll check my e-mail. >AND THEN GO TO BED --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
