> Tim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
> Hospital. One day while they were walking past
> the hospital swimming pool, Tim suddenly jumped
> into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom &
> stayed
> there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She
> swam to the bottom and pulled Tim out.
>
> When the medical director became aware of Mary's
> heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
> discharged from the hospital, as he now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
> "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good
> news
> is you're being discharged because since you
> were
> able to jump in and save the life of another
> patient, I think you've regained your senses.
> The
> bad news is, Tim, the patient you saved, hung
> himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.
> I
> am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
> Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him
> there to dry."
>
Rip Pisacreta, Ph.D. Professor, Psychology, Ferris State University Big Rapids, MI 49307 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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