I might as well get this out of the way now: I truly apologize to everyone everywhere for what I've writtern below.
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:48:12 -0700, Michael Sylvester wrote: >A Prof, teaching a class in Criminal Justice,, was approached by >a very attractive co-ed after the class.The co-ed observed an >undulating shift in the topography and the outline of the prof's pants.. >The student enquired of the prof "Is this a gun you have in your >pocket or are you just happy to see me?" As long as we're making awful jokes, a more appropriate punchline would have been: (a) "Is that a piece of chalk in your pocket..." (which raises the question of whether it was the regular small piece of chalk or the big piece of chalk children use) (b) "Is that an eraser in your pocket..." (for oddly shaped, er. y'know) (c) "Is that a zucchini in you pocket..." (professors who are fans of the movie "Spinal Tap") My own "original" awful humor contribution is the following: Michael Sylvester, known throughout the world as that "Multiculutral Dude" on TiPS, is approached by a Jewish couple who ask if he will perform the circumsion at their son's bris. When the parents mentioned what they would pay for the service, Dr. Sylvester was heard to say: "Don't bother, I only take TiPS." For extra points, which future U.S. Senator used a variant of this joke on a nationally broadcast (U.S.) TV show? -Mike Palij New York University [email protected] --- To make changes to your subscription contact: Bill Southerly ([email protected])
