Howard S. Hoffman used to tell this joke. What made it even
funnier was that he would act the part of the student, and lift
his trousers to reveal that he was wearing bright red socks.
Ken
John Kulig wrote:
An old one ...
A female student was about to graduate and needed a gen ed
class and decided to take a freshman ornithology class,
thinking she'd breeze through a large lecture class filled
with freshmen. After 3 weeks of lectures and studying every
aspect of birds - anatomy & physiology, habitat, diet,
migration, mating patterns, etc etc, she took the first exam.
She was shocked to see the entire exam consisted of matching
50 bird names with pictures of just their legs. Outraged, she
decided to drop the class, so she marched up to Professor
Smith's podium, threw the exam on the ground and said "this is
the stupidest exam I have ever seen! I am a senior and I don't
have to take a silly class like this. I'm dropping it" As she
was walking out the door, Professor Smith yelled "Excuse me,
miss, what is your name?". The student stopped, raised her
skirt up high and said "YOU figure it out!"
-------------------------- John W. Kulig Professor of
Psychology Plymouth State University Plymouth NH 03264
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Kenneth M. Steele, Ph.D. [email protected]
Professor and Assistant Chairperson
Department of Psychology http://www.psych.appstate.edu
Appalachian State University
Boone, NC 28608
USA
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