For your amusement. EnJoyce > >OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST > >Psychologists have discovered that the manner >in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great >insight into their personalities. Choose which >method best describes your favorite method of >eating Oreo's: > >1. The whole thing all at once. >2. One bite at a time >3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results > of each bite afterwards. >4. In little feverous nibbles. >5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...). >6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie. >7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie. >8. Just the cookie, not the inside. >9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. >10 I don't have a favorite way because I don't > like Oreos. > > >Put your answers down NOW, then check below: > >Your Personality: >1. The whole thing: This means you consume life with >abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree >with some hint of recklessness. You are totally >irresponsible. No one should trust you with their >children. > >2. One bite at a time. >You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other >people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. >Just like them, you lack imagination, but >that's ok, not to worry, you're normal. > >3. Slow and Methodical. >You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. >You're very meticulous in every detail with every >thing you do to the point of being anal retentive >and irritating to others. Stay out of the fastlane >if you're only going to go the speed limit > >4. Feverous Nibbles. >Your boss likes you because you get your work done >quickly. You always have a million things to do and >never enough time to do them. Mental break downs and >suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would >do you good. > >5. Dunked. >Every one likes you because you are always up beat. >You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and >rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are >in total denial about the shambles you call a >life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction. > >6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. >You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure >in breaking things apart to find out how they work, >though not always able to put them back together, so >you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You >deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are >a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not >criminal, behavior. > >7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the >cookie. You are good at business and take risk >that pay off. You take what you want and throw >the rest away. you are greedy, selfish, >mean, and lack feelings for others. You should >be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't >care, you got yours. > >8. Just the cookie, not the inside. >You enjoy pain. > >9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. >Stay away from small furry animals and seek >professional medical help - immediately. > >10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like >Oreo cookies. >You probably come from a rich family, and >like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale >restaurants. You are particular and fussy about >the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have >to be just right. You like to be pampered. You >are a primadona. There's just no pleasing you. > > > > > > Dr. Joyce Johnson Assistant Professor of Psychology Developmental/ Experimental Centenary College of Louisiana Shreveport, LA
