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On 20 Oct 2012, at 03:00 AM, Christopher Green <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >> Scientists Discover New Element >> >> The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered >> by physicists at Yale. The element, tentatively named Administratium, >> has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number of 0. >> However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 >> vice-neutrons, and 11 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an >> atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a >> nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson- >> like particles called morons. >> >> Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, >> it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it >> comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute >> amount of Administratium caused a reaction to take over four >> days to complete, when it would normally occur in less than >> one second. >> >> Administratium has a normal life of approximately three years, >> at which time it does not actually decay but, instead, undergoes >> a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons, and >> assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown >> that the atomic weight usually increases after each reorganization. >> >> Research at other laboratories indicate that Administratium >> occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to congregate at 20 >> certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, >> and universities. It can actually be found in the newest, best >> maintained buildings. >> >> Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic >> at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive >> reactions, where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being >> made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent >> irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. > > ....... > Christopher D Green > Department of Psychology > York University > Toronto, ON M6C 1G4 > > [email protected] > http://www.yorku.ca/christo > > --- > > You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. > > To unsubscribe click here: > http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13105.b9b37cdd198e940b73969ea6ba7aaf72&n=T&l=tips&o=21200 > > (It may be necessary to cut and paste the above URL if the line is broken) > > or send a blank email to > leave-21200-13105.b9b37cdd198e940b73969ea6ba7aa...@fsulist.frostburg.edu > > > > > > --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df5d5&n=T&l=tips&o=21202 or send a blank email to leave-21202-13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df...@fsulist.frostburg.edu
