I think "Committium" is in the same family on the Periodic Table.
================================== Steven M. Specht, Ph.D. Professor of Psychology Chair, Department of Psychology Utica College Utica, NY 13502 (315) 792-3171 monkeybrain-collagist.blogspot.com ================================== "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King Jr. On Oct 20, 2012, at 3:00 AM, Christopher Green wrote: > > > > > > >> Scientists Discover New Element >> >> The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered >> by physicists at Yale. The element, tentatively named Administratium, >> has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number of 0. >> However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 >> vice-neutrons, and 11 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an >> atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a >> nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson- >> like particles called morons. >> >> Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, >> it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it >> comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute >> amount of Administratium caused a reaction to take over four >> days to complete, when it would normally occur in less than >> one second. >> >> Administratium has a normal life of approximately three years, >> at which time it does not actually decay but, instead, undergoes >> a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons, and >> assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown >> that the atomic weight usually increases after each reorganization. >> >> Research at other laboratories indicate that Administratium >> occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to congregate at 20 >> certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, >> and universities. It can actually be found in the newest, best >> maintained buildings. >> >> Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic >> at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive >> reactions, where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being >> made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent >> irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. > > ....... > Christopher D Green > Department of Psychology > York University > Toronto, ON M6C 1G4 > > [email protected] > http://www.yorku.ca/christo > > --- > > You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. > > To unsubscribe click here: > http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13522.468cbac056133a996283cca7e2976336&n=T&l=tips&o=21200 > > (It may be necessary to cut and paste the above URL if the line is broken) > > or send a blank email to > leave-21200-13522.468cbac056133a996283cca7e2976...@fsulist.frostburg.edu > > > > > --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df5d5&n=T&l=tips&o=21203 or send a blank email to leave-21203-13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df...@fsulist.frostburg.edu
