On Apr 22, 2015, at 9:25 AM, Michael Britt <[email protected]> wrote:
> I think Chris and I may have seen the same list of jokes. I liked the Pavlov > one, but I preferred this one even more: > > A buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says “make me one with > everything.” The buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, > puts in his cash box, and closes the lid. “Where’s my change?” the monk asks. > The vendor replies, “change comes from within”. > Yes, the same list, Michael. I posted to TIPS the one most closely related to psychology, but since we’re opening things up, my favourite was: Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a cafe revising his first draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I would like a cup of coffee please. No cream.” the waitress replies, “I’m sorry sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?” Chris ….. Christopher D Green Department of Psychology York University Toronto, ON M3J 1P3 Canada [email protected] http://www.yorku.ca/christo ………………………………... --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: [email protected]. To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df5d5&n=T&l=tips&o=44172 or send a blank email to leave-44172-13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df...@fsulist.frostburg.edu
