If this hasn't been posted before: Descartes sitting in a bar, orders a beer, drinks it .. Bartender says "another beer sir?". "Yes" and drinks it ... At closing time, bartender says "one last beer sir?"
Descartes says "I think not" and disappears ========================== John W. Kulig, Ph.D. Professor of Psychology Coordinator, Psychology Honors Plymouth State University Plymouth NH 03264 ========================== From: "christo" <chri...@yorku.ca> To: "Teaching in the Psychological Sciences (TIPS)" <tips@fsulist.frostburg.edu> Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2015 10:16:25 AM Subject: Re: [tips] Conditional joke On Apr 22, 2015, at 9:25 AM, Michael Britt < mich...@thepsychfiles.com > wrote: I think Chris and I may have seen the same list of jokes. I liked the Pavlov one, but I preferred this one even more: A buddhist monk approaches a burger foodtruck and says “make me one with everything.” The buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid. “Where’s my change?” the monk asks. The vendor replies, “change comes from within”. Yes, the same list, Michael. I posted to TIPS the one most closely related to psychology, but since we’re opening things up, my favourite was: Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a cafe revising his first draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I would like a cup of coffee please. No cream.” the waitress replies, “I’m sorry sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?” Chris ….. Christopher D Green Department of Psychology York University Toronto, ON M3J 1P3 Canada chri...@yorku.ca http://www.yorku.ca/christo ………………………………... --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: ku...@mail.plymouth.edu . To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13338.f659d005276678c0696b7f6beda66454&n=T&l=tips&o=44172 (It may be necessary to cut and paste the above URL if the line is broken) or send a blank email to leave-44172-13338.f659d005276678c0696b7f6beda66...@fsulist.frostburg.edu --- You are currently subscribed to tips as: arch...@mail-archive.com. To unsubscribe click here: http://fsulist.frostburg.edu/u?id=13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df5d5&n=T&l=tips&o=44176 or send a blank email to leave-44176-13090.68da6e6e5325aa33287ff385b70df...@fsulist.frostburg.edu
