> On May 11, 2015, at 4:58 PM, Stuart McKelvie <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> Anyone have a list of professor excuses for not getting papers back on time?

My #1 excuse: “I spent too much time responding to emails and phone calls from 
students who didn’t hand their papers in on time.”

My #2 excuse: “I got really drunk when I was done responding to students’ 
excuses."

Best,
Jeff

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Jeffry Ricker, Ph.D.
Professor of Psychology
Curriculum Vitae <http://sccpsy101.com/curriculum-vitae/>
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Scottsdale Community College
9000 E. Chaparral Road
Scottsdale, AZ 85256-2626
Office: SB-123
Phone: (480) 423-6213
Fax: (480) 423-6298


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