Dear God, It has come to my attention that you have been sending religious matterial to the TMIC.
Several years ago the members agreed that you were not welcome here, either. I have designated myself the religion police ever since the past officer passed on [ He has since moved on into heaven: the condo on the corner of Passion and Rosebud streets] Please, realize that religion has killed more people than cigarettes, and only stirs up people's anger. please stop, Yours in HIS memory, frank
