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From: Ms Jill Anglin
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, June 22, 2007 7:13 PM
Subject: Idiot Alert
These are really whoppers!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired.
> The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did
> not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a
> minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time
> a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
> horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO,
> it's not.' Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair since.
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>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a
> new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
> reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
> this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
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>
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal
> lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg. He was a
Chef?
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>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the Philadelphia airport, checking in at the
gate when an
> airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge. To which I replied, 'If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's
why we ask.' > ____________________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
> cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectuall y challenged
> coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
> explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing
> driving?!' She was a probation officer.
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>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't
> understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the
Wilmington, Police Department
>
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>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
> in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic wo rking
> feverishly to unlock the driver s side door. As I watched from the
> passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
> that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its
> open! His reply, 'I know - I already got that side.' This was at the
> Ford dealership in Dover, Delaware !
"Have a Wonderful Today and a Better Tomorrow"
Jill Micayla Anglin
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