Yes especially if they ask dumb questions about TM or why you are in a
wheelchair or using a walker etc etc.
Heather
----- Original Message -----
From: Krissy Z
To: TM List
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 7:48 PM
Subject: [TMIC] The next time someone asks you a dumb question......
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
respond like this?
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for
my dog Athena the wonder dog. I was about to check out when a woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think -- that I had an elephant?
So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again; although I
probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright
side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her
that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to
load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try
it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!
~Krissy~
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
- Lily Tomlin
~I'm In pretty Good Shape
For the Shape I am in~
