McMadmeet Day two part two, and Awards!!
As the night drew on, Craig and I discussed whether the lassie that Colin
seemed to be getting close to did indeed swing that way, A few more
'Bennets' jokes were thrown in for good measure too!
Time for the last bus, which in itself would prove eventful to say the
least. So I bid my emotional farewells to the crowd as the prepared to go on
to the club, and I headed out into the dark.
I dont mind much about the walk to the bus stop, except that once I got
there, there was an outrageously violent fight at the other stance. By the
time the bus came I had sobered up , and could probably have walked the
immense distance home too.
A very normal busride home it was too...if you consider a mad old real life
Mrs.Sloecombe with her..cat..on the bus at midnight normal. But the best bit
came just outside Renfrew. Sitting at the back, I could only make out folk
at the front laughing and a woman's voice slightly raised. I could see her
going to the driver speaking to him and addressing those at the front of the
bus. Then the bus stopped at Robertson Park (Just opposite Renfrew police
station.) And off she got, leaving the cat at the front of the bus. Shouts
of 'Kick the cat off driver' were heard, but she got back on and shouted
that she wanted names and addresses of passengers. One woman refused
indignantly, and Mrs Sloecombe fumed, claiming she had been subject to
slander on this bus, being accused of being drunk or on drugs. Then she
turned on the driver, demanding his number. Having had quite enough of that,
and with a number of passengers shouting remarks such as ''f off", "I want
to go up the road you old tart" " get aff the bus missus" he put the boot
down and started to drive off. She yelled to stop the bus, and shouted that
she'd identify the woman to the police and that her mother would sue. The
whole bus was in tears with laughter, and jeers rang out as she finally
buggered off the bus. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on a bus.
And so ended my McMadmeet 2 day two!
McMadmeet 2 Awards!
Most pished: Our co-mod, Dr.Peter T Gardner
Quote of McMadmeet 2 :"You have 5 seconds to disappear before I arrest you."
PC plod outside O'Niells
Music Room
"Can I have that in
writing?"Peter, on being ejected from the music room for
being pished and sleeping.
Best Dressed: Iain Mason, naturally.
Special Award: 'Verve' powder. Ask Rob!
And the McMadmeet 2 Baton Award, given to pubs with the highest quality of
'staff' goes to:
The Barmaids of The Candy Bar.
And so concludes McMadmeet 2! Phew! ;-)
Stoo
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