Review of McMadmeet 2, Day 1.
Powered by 'Verve' powder, for relief from the effects of food and alcohol.

Ghillie Browns was the start of the McMadmeet 2. I nervously awaited the
arrival of the rest of the gang, as I recalled the last time I sat in this
pub myself, my fears grew as yet another strange looking man sat down beside
me. (No jokes, please.) As usual, the barmaid was straight out of the
'Rent-A-Barmaid/ Barmaid Catalogue'. I grimaced as i looked at my pint of
80shilling, remembering that only a few hours ago I had awoken, head
spinning on the floor of Kiwi Chris' flat in Edinburgh to the sound of
Mr.G's wholly unneccessary bodily functions. But being the Scot which I am,
finished off my pint anyway, just as Colin and Rob (looking very nutty in a
pair of poundstretcher wraprounds) come in. Then shortly afterwards, our
very own Doctor Peter appears. Next through the door is Cheryl. Top Marks to
her for coming through. And, last but not least to meet us in Ghillies, John
'Netiquette' McEvoy and Niel C join the party. it's then that we find out
John had been at the Wembley gig, and had been speaking to Mr.G. Nothing to
do with the amounts of drink that had been consumed that day, i assure you.
After a few rounds later we head off to O'Henrys....until we realise that
MrG made a mistake and that O'henrys was where we were to be at 7pm, and not
5..So the hidden delights of Underworld it is!
After managing to work out Steve and Lara's mobile cos of a missing digit on
the voicemail, a number of photos are taken of the gang, and MrG almost
managed to deeply offend a lassie. No change there then.
Meanwhile, a discussion about certain female pop singers results in, as Niel
C puts it, the only real excuse for a Time Machine.
By now the drink had taken the desired effect. Plans were afoot for getting
the DJ out of his tower to ask him to play Madness. But instead we went off
to O'Henry's (Which, for any Travis fans out there, is right across the road
from The Horseshoe Bar, The Travis equivelent of The Dublin Castle.)
After one or two, i head outside to see who it was who had tried to phone
me..and low and behold, the car draws up and there waving at the window is
Steve!! And Lara! And mum and dad!! So as I get introduced to my adopted
family out comes the 'Vote for Fred ' placard which i couldnt take on the
bus home last time!

(Part Two of Day One to follow- hopefully)

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