The Adamson wrote: "...Is there life on mars?..."
Dunno, pal... never left THIS planet and don't intend to yet!
"...Are blondes really dumb?..."
Define DUMB!
"...Why is water wet?..."
Same reason as to why fire's hot, why ice is cold, why snow is white and why
grass is green, etc, etc etc...
"...Why don't women find farting funny?..."
Interestingly enough, in my experience, apparently women DON'T fart, or
rather WON'T ADMIT to it! As my fave comedian Billy Connolly once so
'subtly' put it, women are much better than us men at keeping in a fart,
whereas we men can keep a secret better than women do... moral of this
story: for a woman to keep a secret, whisper it up her behind! (hahahahaha
jk, girls). And finally...
"...Would you dance with the mad man?..."
Any and each and every time, Mark me boy... can't get enough of them really!
Catch y'all later ~~ Tennessee Paul
Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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