At a recent quiz show some where over the mid atlantic !
Question 1 - What is the size of San Jose State Hospital ?
Answer - it contains about fourwards
Question 2 - Which goes faster, an explorer or a blazer ?
Answer - The explorer, its better at going Fordwards
Question 3 - In London, what is the size of Hammersmith election district ?
Answer - about fourwards
Question 4 - What clubs do Golfs use on the 5th Teeeee at St Andrews ?
Answer - Fourwooods
Question 5 - What is the opposite to backwards ?
Answer - Forewards
Question 6 - What "Forewords" do you say to the EMC engineer who just
failed your equipment by .1dB when you know his measurement uncertainty is
+/-4dB ? [note :in one 'odd ball' config, one sample, at 3m with many
ambients around causing the signal level to change !"
Answer - "Got to be joking"
Question 7 - What "Fourwords" do you say to a college who keeps going on
about a trivial minor point without input to the real issue ?
Answer - "Have a nice day"
Regards Andy Griffin
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