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> -----Original Message----- > From: Andy Griffin [SMTP:[email protected]] > Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 1998 10:10 AM > To: [email protected]; [email protected] > Subject: Foreword looking Humour ! > > At a recent quiz show some where over the mid atlantic ! > > Question 1 - What is the size of San Jose State Hospital ? > Answer - it contains about fourwards > > Question 2 - Which goes faster, an explorer or a blazer ? > Answer - The explorer, its better at going Fordwards > > Question 3 - In London, what is the size of Hammersmith election > district ? > Answer - about fourwards > > Question 4 - What clubs do Golfs use on the 5th Teeeee at St Andrews > ? > Answer - Fourwooods > > Question 5 - What is the opposite to backwards ? > Answer - Forewards > > Question 6 - What "Forewords" do you say to the EMC engineer who just > failed your equipment by .1dB when you know his measurement > uncertainty is > +/-4dB ? [note :in one 'odd ball' config, one sample, at 3m with many > ambients around causing the signal level to change !" > > Answer - "Got to be joking" > > Question 7 - What "Fourwords" do you say to a college who keeps going > on > about a trivial minor point without input to the real issue ? > > Answer - "Have a nice day" > > > Regards Andy Griffin > ________________________________________________ > > EMiSoft Limited - Test and Assessment > Software Solutions > > Uk Tel +44 (0)468 188244 > Uk Fax +44 (0)1793 522214 > USA Tel/Fax +408 356 1980 > Email [email protected] > Web http://www.emisoft.co.uk > Hot Links http://www.emisoft.co.uk/special/hotemc.htm > > > We write software - we don't sell equipment > ________________________________________________
