I mostly posted without help here, so yeah, it might look like play-by-play
because I have no damn choice.
And when help was actually given (which i'm grateful for), I actually USED
it.
If you've read the previous posts, you'll know that (btw, you don't read much
of what I write either since I had to repeat myself twice already).
I'll tell you a third time: udev might help, but it won't likely solve my
main problem, just a part of it that's I'll take care of later because it's
not the most essential.
What good would it make me to have absolute naming if Thunar doesn't
recognize the final script?
And why the hell would I waste so much time trying to solve such a basic
functionality (that exists in proprietary OS) by myself?
I just want it to work because I care about free software being usable and
painless for new users.
I'd rather spend that time doing something else, so if you have a way to make
the whole thing work (not just a part that would make it better), I'd take it
right now.
Thanks for the luck though. And for the help, because eventually I will use
what you posted, even if you think otherwise.