I just want to announce an important event. Today when I came home from my Sabbath Christmas shopping low and behold I discovered a Christmas card in the mail. I began to get excited when I saw it was from the Hansens in Portland, Oregon. I ripped open the envelope as fast as my hands would allow.
Indeed, I found my excitement warranted. Page one has the words, "Merry Christmas" with a ribbon bow and Christmas looking fonts. This is a great Christmas card! One does not get a card of this quality every Christmas.
Page two of this Christmas card contains the following words, "Happy Holidays from the Hansens". It was signed individually by all four of the Hansens. Page three of this extravagant Christmas card is a family photo in FULL color. This is a beautiful family indeed. The photo covers the entire page. I can tell from the surroundings this family is wealthy. Only wealthy people have huge stairways. Only wealthy people have trains running around underneath their huge Christmas tree that is close to 2 stories tall. Only wealthy people have wood floors instead of shag carpet. Only wealthy people stand on their huge stairways for photo sessions.
NOW GET THIS. The Hansen family has now sent me a second leather jacket. I am so honored. However, it did create a little problem. My wife immediately took this fine specimen of leather clothing and locked it up in her closet. She informed me I would not be allowed to wear it. She was taking possession. She is going to wear it.
Page four will help me explain the value of this Christmas card. It says,
"Hansen Holidays 2002 art by Judy Hansen". I think this must mean the card is so valuable it is copywrited by a copywriter.
The Hansen family has made my Christmas a merry Christmas indeed. Think I'll go in the kitchen and drink a little eggnog.
