Subject: Forrest Gump Dies The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He walks up to the Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself. The good saint says:
"Well, Forrest, we're glad to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must let you know however, that the place is filling up fast, so we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short and you have to pass before you can get into heaven. You need to answer these three questions: 1. What days of the week begin with the letter "T"? 2. How many seconds are there in a year? 3. What is God's first name? Forrest says, "Well, the first one - that's an easy one. There are two of them - Today and Tomorrow". The saint's eyes open wide in surprise, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but ... I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the second question?" "Now, that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I'll guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve," Forrest answers, "January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc." "Hold it" interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on to the next and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?" "Sure" Forrest replies, "it's Andy." "Andy?" exclaims the exasperated and frustrated saint. "OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name of 'Andy' as the first name of God?" "Shucks," Forrest replies, "that was the easiest one of all": ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN." St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates and says "Run, Forrest, run!!" This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave Hansen [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.langlitz.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you wish to receive things I find interesting, I maintain Five email lists... JOKESTER, OPINIONS, LDS, STUFF and MOTORCYCLE. � ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.
