So the guy goes into see the doc.
How can I help you, says the doc.
I just wanted to know the results of my test.
Well, says the doc looking at the file folder, it appears that i have some good news and some bad. Which do you want first?
In agony, the man finally says, OK, give me the good news first.
OK, you only have 24 hours to live.
THATS THE GOOD NEWS. WHAT POSSIBLY COULD BE THE BAD NEWS.
I was supposed to tell you yesterday.
John smithson
