THE
ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may
very well be the best thought out item we have read since
9/11/01.
Leave it
to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is
for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for
peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one
plan.
1. The
US will
apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the
rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.
2.
We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South
Korea and
the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.
All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France
would welcome them.
4.
All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.
No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home
baby.
6.
The US will
make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while.
7.
Offer Saudi
Arabia and
other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.)
8.
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9.
Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10.
All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't
that a winner of a plan.
The Statue
of Liberty is
no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
If you
agree with the above forward it to
friends.
Amen Brother.............
