"Men" may not get closer and closer to the truth, but perhaps women do. [Joke! Just alerting you to non-inclusive language! "Men" has stopped meaning "people" for several generations now.]
May I offer an editoral criticism? Never cave in on a point of dry humor. Thinking men will know that you are kidding -- the statement could not possibly be true -- thus the point of humor. The feeble of mind will become angry -- and, well, that is when the fun really begins.
JD
